Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Four

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited
>>>>>> above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's
>>>>>> autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in
>>>>>> public records.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's
>>>>>> pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a
>>>>>> matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her
>>>>>> children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new
>>>>>> life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's
>>>>>> life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding
>>>>>> her story every time Will Dockery retells it.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler
>>>>>> with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which
>>>>>> version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness
>>>>>> protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will
>>>>>> Dockery had been doing to her at the time.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused
>>>>>> to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will
>>>>>> think that she was dead.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a
>>>>>> waitress one night.  He "looked all over" for several hours, then
>>>>>> proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local
>>>>>> sl*ts.  Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd
>>>>>> checked herself in at Will's expense.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of
>>>>>> the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco
>>>>>> change.  In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he
>>>>>> pimped young Clay out as well.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey
>>>>>> poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat.  It turns out that
>>>>>> Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his
>>>>>> co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he
>>>>>> cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker
>>>>>> while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused
>>>>>> to do it with Kathy.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Either way, the marriage ended for good.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her
>>>>>> living room to see the presents underneath the tree.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> That is a dispiriting tale (tail?).  And Will Donkey, after Kathy's
>>>>>> death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You
>>>>>> might be from Shitholeville if" website.  He still drags her,
>>>>>> continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just
>>>>>> for sympathy.  People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will
>>>>>> Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> The "Corpse-Dragging Douchebag" ought to be part of AAPC Folklore.
>>>>> 
>>>>> What say ye?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Yes, that is a highlight of the Shitholeville folklore.  Donkey dragged so many corpses that he made a new road through the town.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> One of the reasons Donkey loves corpse-dragging, is that he can pretend that he and the deceased were friends without fear of being contradicted by them.
>> 
>> 
>> Yes, and most of them wanted to shoot Will Donkey.  Lady K hated the Donkey's guts and wanted nothing to do with him, yet he drags her around like she was a possession he lost.
> 
> 
> According to one of the Donkey's poems, he once wandered the empty streets on Christmas and peeked in the window of the house where his ex-wife who had married again and ex-children lived with their new father.
> 
> I've always suspected that he was second-handing that story from Stella Dallas, but who knows?




Stella Dallas: "I've always been known to have a stack of waffles!" 


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