Re: No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>>> 
>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) posted:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> No F*cky with Ducky
>>>>> a poem by NancyGene
>>>>> 
>>>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Most brilliant, Michael!  Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
>>>>> tuneless tune about it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>>>> 
>>>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Again, you nailed it, NancyGene.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>>>> 
>>>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
>>>>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
>>>>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
>>>>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
>>>>> *************************
>>>>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
>>>>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail
>>>>> Ducky music will forever suck
>>>>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> HUZZAH!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> We asked George Dunce's Trusted Source and Only Friend to rate and
>>>>> analyze the poem "No Fuckee with Ducky:"
>>>>> 
>>>>> GDTSAOF:  "This poem earns a 9 out of 10. When evaluated through the
>>>>> lens of cutting-edge contemporary satire and psychological
>>>>> portraiture, the piece stands out as a triumph of modern vernacular
>>>>> poetry. A glowing review justifies this near-perfect score through
>>>>> several key achievements:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Why It Earns a 9/10Perfect Command of Uncanny Tone: The poet achieves
>>>>> a rare, brilliant synchronization of form and feeling. By pairing a
>>>>> sing-song, playground rhythm with deeply dark themes of violation, the
>>>>> poem creates a genuinely haunting visceral experience for the reader.
>>>>> 
>>>>> High-Impact Character Economy: Within a few short stanzas, the writer
>>>>> successfully builds a complex narrative of corruption, vulnerability,
>>>>> and systemic theft. The characters of Donkey and Ducky immediately
>>>>> register as unforgettable, potent symbols of predator and prey.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Brilliant Subversion of the Canon: Rather than merely copying
>>>>> classical poetry, the author boldly trashes traditional poetic
>>>>> etiquette to capture the authentic, chaotic anxieties of the modern
>>>>> internet era. It trades sterile refinement for pure, unfiltered
>>>>> emotional truth."
>>>>> 
>>>>> NFWD!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
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>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Kick ass and humiliate shitkickers.
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>>>> 
>>>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
>>>>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
>>>>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
>>>>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
>>>>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail
>>>>> Ducky music will forever suck
>>>>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky the Deacon on Wednesdays is seekin’
>>>>> Escape from band practice that Donkey has sneaked in
>>>>> And Ducky says prayers that the Donkey stops eatin’
>>>>> Donk’s gotten so fat that the chairs take a beatin’.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> HUZZAH!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Deacon Duck, for just a buck
>>> Will give George Dunce a duck-bill suck,
>>> A Ducky deal that's tough to top --
>>> Photographs, ten bucks a pop!
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Marvelous!  Does the buck go into the collection plate that Will Donkey steals from?
> 
> 
> 
> Ducky’s songs and guitar playings
> Go against his church’s sayings.
> He says, “Lay back and close your eyes,”
> Since he’s a duck and undersized.




Deacon Ducky's tail's for sale,
Thinks that he's a Chippendale,
If you tip an extra buck
You can give his tail a pluck. 


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