Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-One

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> That is the nature of folklore
>>>> 
>>>> Of course in this particular instance, the photograph of Will with
>>>> half a roll of t.p. hanging out of his nose, pretty much cinches it
>>>> as true.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It was a joke, Harry.
>>>> 
>>>> Sorry that it went over your head.
>>>> 
>>>> 😏
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Covid masks weren't being worn to protect the wearer from catching
>>>> the disease, they were to prevent him from spreading it to others.
>>>> 
>>>> Here's the current death toll:
>>>> 
>>>> Worldwide, over 7.1 million confirmed deaths have been reported, with
>>>> total estimated true death tolls (including excess mortality) ranging
>>>> between 19 million and 36 million people.
>>>> 
>>>> In light of the above numbers, making fun about wearing a Covid mask
>>>> to protect others is unspeakably disgusting behavior.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Does Will Donkey deny that the picture is a real and true photo of him
>>>> with toilet paper hanging out of his nose?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> How can he? He never denied The Dreckpon Incident. He called it a gag
>>>> gift, I called it a waste of space.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The Donkey insists that it was "a joke"... and perhaps it was.
>>>> 
>>>> But it's so typically Donkeyesque that whatever his reason for doing
>>>> it, he will always be remembered for it.
>>>> 
>>>> (My personal theory is that he was caught attempting to smuggle some
>>>> lightly-used t.p. from LeGents back to his Shed.)
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will Donkey's jokes are as bad as his grammar and his singing.  Also,
>>>> any reasonably intelligent person would smuggle t.p. in his pants and
>>>> not up his nose.  Of course, he may have been planning to t.p. his shed
>>>> for winter insulation.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will Donkey was gifted bespoke t.p.
>>>> 
>>>> https://myimgs.org/image/kPcdVpUk
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Uncle Jordy has that toilet paper and loves to rub it on his twinky bottom.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Ewwwwww!
>> 
>> 
>> Will Donkey seems to have abandoned Uncle Jordy and the dead Stinky G in favor of Ducky Mallard.
> 
> 
> We should not shame those who practice Donkey-Duck love.  It's the "thing with feathers."




When you use a feather, it's called "kinky."  Unfortunately, Donkey uses the whole Duck. 


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