Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fourteen
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote: >>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Anyone know when [Zod] is going to start posting again >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Zod said he'll be back this summer. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Actually, it was Will Donkey saying that Zid will return. Judging from his most recent photos, one highly doubts it. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Not unless Zid returns from the grave, which has (mostly) not been done. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> When last seen a relatively clean Zid was shown seated in a chair, staring blankly ahead, and wearing only a t-shirt (no pants). A pair of crutches were propped against the wall behind him. >>>> >>>> Will spent over a year telling us that Dan Barf was moving to Columbus and would be joining him on A.A.P.C. as well. And we all know how that turned out. >>> >>> >>> >>> The previous image is of the late Dan Barf's body floating in a pool of Donkey barf. >>> >>> This was Will Donkey's way of paying a final tribute to his friend and mentor. >>> >>> The following image shows exactly how Dan Barf's body came to be found in such a state: >> >> >> >> Barf if Dan Barf was a lecherous fool >> Barf if Dan Barf taught you nothing in school >> Barf if Dan Barf lived by no golden rule >> Barf if Dan painted with blood, sweat and drool > > > Barf for the beer Dan Barf taught you to swill > Barf for the school girls Dan taught you to drill > Barf for the brain cells Dan got you to kill > Then barf like a donkey if your name is Will Stinky George wrote his own autobiographical poem based on Dan Barf's signature "I Am the Barfness" poem: I AM THE SHITSTAIN The shit runs down my legs Deep and black last night's dumpster fare rancid tuna ..I am the reason you pinch your nostrils I am the shitstain. -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709198414#709198414 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655