Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Two

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene)
>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected]
>>>>> (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
>>>>> photographs.  Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
>>>>> missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
>>>>> sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709260278#709260278
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Isn't it ironic."
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
>>>>> that.
>>>>> 
>>>>> snicker
>>>>> 
>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>> 
>>>>> Douchebag!
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
>>>>> and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
>>>>> Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website?  The last we
>>>>> heard, there were new portraits available.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> That's part of the reason there were so many comments.
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
>>>>> speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
>>>>> "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?"  We don't
>>>>> want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
>>>>> taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
>>>>> room."
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> This one's going for 14.95.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
>>>> moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants
>>>> of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand?  Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos.
> 
> 
> That makes sense about the "pretty colors," but why are his hands so small and his body so big?




Beer and waffles. 


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