Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Six

HarryLime wrote:
>> NancyGene wrote:
>>
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "LeGents" appears to be a satirical modification of the "Legends"
>>>>> bar that Will Donkey often spoke of performing at.
>>>>>
>>>>> Folklore being spread by word of mouth, and often elaborated on by
>>>>> the person doing the telling, Will's karaoke performances were
>>>>> transformed into go-go dancing.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Jordy" was most likely incorporated into the story because Will and
>>>>> "Jordy" were inseparable at the time (at least on Usenet).
>>>>>
>>>>> Will's practice of stealing tips from the waitresses at Legends has
>>>>> been mentioned so many times, and by so many different posters, that
>>>>> one finds it hard to believe that there's not at least a grain or
>>>>> two of truth behind it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> According to the folklore, Will Donkey also stole tips from his
>>>>> wife, who waited tables when Will wasn't forcing her to work the
>>>>> street corners and taco bars.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> How many more did Douchebag Willie attempt to pimp out. I guess
>>>>> that's what was behind the bait shop being turned into a Bo-Dello.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> -- 
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, Sarah Donkeytits was already in the trade, so that was an easy
>>>>> one.  She taught her daughter and her daughter's bastard all of her
>>>>> tricks, so Will Donkey is well positioned.  Mildred would have been
>>>>> there as 4 generations, but she had to be put down.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, at least Dreckweasel got a shed out of it. Speaking of sheds,
>>>>> that surely has to be part of the AAPC Folklore.
>>>>>
>>>>> How about the Irish Spring Incident?
>>>>>
>>>>> There's so much to work with...
>>>>>
>>>>> -- 
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> We think that The Shed was already addressed, but there can always be
>>>>> updates such as when the rotten trees fall on it, lightning strikes
>>>>> it, or it is finally condemned.  Yes, we would like to read the
>>>>> folklore behind the Irish Spring Incident.   We assume that there were
>>>>> instructions included in the package?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sadly, no instructions. Amazon wouldn't let me put "wash your diseased
>>>> mouth out with these 24 bars" in the "special message".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Will figured out how to put the soap bars into his mouth.
>>>
>>> Unfortunately, he ended up eating them.
>>
>>
>> That may clean Will Donkey out on the inside but what about the filthy 
>> outside?  However, there may be some verbs in his colon that might be 
>> set free.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Will shat those out decades ago.
> 
> Right after Dan Barf convinced him that subject-verb agreement was a 
> crutch.
> 
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