Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twelve

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
> in news:[email protected]:
> 
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>> George J. Dance wrote:
>> 
>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>> 
>> 
>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> The Handy Sandy folklore stems from a series of exchanges between
>> Will Donkey and myself at AAPC.
>> 
>> George (Stinky var.): Sandy is such a talented young
>> lady................... MMP: Best handjob in Columbus?
>> WILL: There may be better, but Sandy is a unique talent.
>> 
>> Will later claimed that he had "snipped" my response before replying,
>> but the damage had already been done.
>> 
>> I have to admit that I honestly believed he was saying that Sandy
>> possessed a unique talent for performing handjobs.  I was shocked
>> that he would say such a thing -- but I certainly believed him.
>> 
>> This was the sort of exchange that should have have been easily
>> forgotten.  The problem was that Will did not want to pass up a
>> chance to boast about one of his sexual conquests online.
>> 
>> He therefore, refused to step into the gentleman's part and deny that
>> any such interplay between them had ever taken place.  Rather, he
>> repeatedly hinted that they'd been sexually involved, while insisting
>> that he had been replying to Stinky George's remark rather than mine
>> (which he'd snipped in his reply).
>> 
>> So Sanday Madaris became Handy Sandy and forever a part of AAPC
>> folklore.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> This was mentioned in a different thread (there's a lot of cross-over
>> in the folklore), but it's been speculated that Will's boasting about
>> Sandy's handiness got her badly beaten by here partner, One-Drum
>> Derundo.
>> 
>> Sometime after Will made the infamous "handjob" comment that earned
>> Sandy her nickname, she posted several photos on her Facebook page
>> sporting what appeared be two black eyes, a busted nose, and one arm
>> in a sling (IIRC).  She claimed that she'd fallen in her kitchen, but
>> the injuries were far more severe than one would receive from a fall.
>> 
>> A story began circulating that One-Drum had read some of the "Handy
>> Sandy" stories on A.A.P.C. and flipped out on her.
>> 
>> True or not, one can only hope that the Donkey will learn to be a
>> little more discreet about his romantic liaisons in the future.
>> 
>> 
>> View the attachments for this post at:
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709814005#709814005
>> 
> 
> 
> This is clearly Dreckweasel's fault for dragging her here.
> 
> What a douchebag.
> 
> 



He did much more than that.

Here's the original exchange between Stinky G and myself:

SULZBACH: Sandy is such a talented young lady...................
MMP: Best handjob in Columbus?

It was just a throwaway joke that would have been immediately forgotten, if Will hadn't responded with:

WILL: There may be better, but Sandy is a unique talent.

Will was responding to Stinky's post.  But Google Groups was set up so that you could read the first line of a response without clicking on, and opening, the post.  The result was that when scrolling down the thread, one saw these three posts following one another:

STINKY: Sandy is such a talented young lady...................
MMP: Best handjob in Columbus?
WILL: There may be better, but Sandy is a unique talent.

Since I hadn't clicked on Will's post, I honestly believed that Will was saying Sandy had a unique talent for giving handjobs (several other members reported that they thought Will was saying this as well).

At this point, much of the damage had been done, but Will could still have brought it to an end by saying that Sandy had never given him a handjob.

But Will refused to do so.

Instead, he began hinting that he and Sandy had been intimate, while insisting that I had falsified his statement.

Apparently Will did not want to pass up on an opportunity to use A.A.P.C. as a forum in which to boast of his romantic conquests.  In short, he acted the part of a cad.

This dragged on for several weeks with Sandy becoming the butt of a string of "Sandjob" jokes, which  cemented her place in the cannon of A.A.P.C. folklore.

The above is 100% factual, and can be verified by accessing the Google Groups archives.  What follows is entirely conjecture:

One-Drum Derundo may or may not have been aware of Sandy's past with Will (assuming that the "Sandjobs" were not still going on).

However, in the string of "Sandjob" jokes, Sandy was depicted as giving out "Sandjobs" to various people, painting her as a handjob nymphomaniac and/or a handjob whore.

Whether Derundo stumbled across the posts on his own, or whether one or more of the All-Stars started ribbing him about them is entirely unknown.

But the fact that Sandy's battered photos appeared on her Facebook page within a month or two of the "Sandjob" posts, leads one to believe that there was a connection. 


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