Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fifty-Three
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> Bruce wrote: > NancyGene wrote: > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> George J. Dance wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> [snip] >> >> >> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >> >> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery, >> Would lie all the time about Dockery. >> When called on each lie >> He'd whine and he'd cry: >> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!" >> >> >> >> We should take the time to dispel the widely-held belief >> (widely-held in Canuckistan, at least) that Michael Pendragon and >> Coco DeSockmonkey are one and the same person. >> >> This is not so. >> >> In fact, we paid Coco a visit this weekend to discuss his coming >> back to AAPC, during which the following photograph was taken. >> >> >> >> Which one is Coco and which is Michael Pendragon? >> >> >> >> It's neither. MMP is trolling Douchebags and other similar vermin. >> >> >> No, it's the real deal. >> >> While there is, admittedly, a passing resemblance, you can tell which >> one is me by the kickass scar running down my cheek. >> >> And while the primary function of this post was to set the historical >> record straight (Coco is real), it was aimed more at the >> Canuckistanian Schmuck than at the Douchebag. >> >> Basically, Dunce wrote "MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey," which is simply >> not the case. >> >> Dunce can now eat his hat... if Big Mo hasn't beaten him to it, that >> is. >> >> >> >> I have no joke here, I just like saying "Canuckistanian Schmuck" a lot. >> >> Once read, it cannot be unread. >> >> PS: I suppose I should be flattered. >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa >> >> >> >> >> Canuckistanians schmuck a lot >> Twenty-four seven, hot to trot >> They’re known to Moose as fleshy pots >> Who schmuck but not worth diddly-squat >> >> >> > > HUZZAH! And yet another name for George J. Dunce is entered into the Official A.A.P.C. Folklore! This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709569543#709569543 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655