Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fourteen
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote: >>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Anyone know when [Zod] is going to start posting again >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Zod said he'll be back this summer. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Actually, it was Will Donkey saying that Zid will return. Judging from his most recent photos, one highly doubts it. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Not unless Zid returns from the grave, which has (mostly) not been done. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> When last seen a relatively clean Zid was shown seated in a chair, staring blankly ahead, and wearing only a t-shirt (no pants). A pair of crutches were propped against the wall behind him. >>>>> >>>>> Will spent over a year telling us that Dan Barf was moving to Columbus and would be joining him on A.A.P.C. as well. And we all know how that turned out. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> The previous image is of the late Dan Barf's body floating in a pool of Donkey barf. >>>> >>>> This was Will Donkey's way of paying a final tribute to his friend and mentor. >>>> >>>> The following image shows exactly how Dan Barf's body came to be found in such a state: >>> >>> >>> >>> Barf if Dan Barf was a lecherous fool >>> Barf if Dan Barf taught you nothing in school >>> Barf if Dan Barf lived by no golden rule >>> Barf if Dan painted with blood, sweat and drool >> >> >> Barf for the beer Dan Barf taught you to swill >> Barf for the school girls Dan taught you to drill >> Barf for the brain cells Dan got you to kill >> Then barf like a donkey if your name is Will > > > > Stinky George wrote his own autobiographical poem based on Dan Barf's signature "I Am the Barfness" poem: > > I AM THE SHITSTAIN > > The sh*t runs > down my legs > Deep and black > last night's dumpster fare > rancid tuna > ...I am the reason > you pinch your nostrils > I am > the shitstain. > > -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III We think those were gathered into a book published by George J. Dunce, at great personal cost (from selling cardboard boxes). We read a poem by George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III (deceased) too! I AM A SHITBRAIN Thoughts run Out of my ears Disjointed It must be the rancid wine Or the mercury fish I paired them wrong -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709198414#709198414 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655