Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Two
[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> George J. Dance wrote: >>> >>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey >>> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >>> >>> >>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over >>> the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT >>> EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka >>> Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, >>> etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> >>> >>> While written content is well-documented through A.A.P.C. posts, >>> the accompanying image is patently false, as there is no reason >>> to believe that Will Donkey, "Jordy," and Dunce have ever >>> actually met. Their alliance is strictly online. >>> >>> >>> >>> The Late, Unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering as also a >>> prominent member of Team Donkey for a few year... until his timely >>> (some say, much overdo) demise. >>> >>> Vinyl c*nt signed on as well... but fled almost immediately. >>> >>> Ducky Mallard and an AI bot calling itself "MummyChunk are the >>> latest additions to the team, although their contributions appear >>> to be sporadic. >>> >>> >>> >>> Team Donkey was originally known as The Dunce Gang, and consisted >>> of George J. Dunce, Will Donkey, Hieronymous Corey (credited as >>> such, although he wasn't actually a member), and Michael Pendragon >>> (to his undying shame). >>> >>> The Dunce Gang was supplanted by Team Donkey when Will Donkey took >>> over, relegating Dunce to a subsidiary role (subsidiary even to >>> General Zid, a.k.a., Stinky George). >>> >>> No one knows exactly how this usurpation came about, although it >>> has been postulated that it happened when George J. Dunce started >>> hiding from the women in the group (Karla, Gwyneth, Brooke, ME, and >>> NancyGene) of whom he was desperately afraid. >>> >>> >>> All of the above is true and not folklore. George J. Dunce is >>> afraid of women, the underside of sheets, rogue Moose, being rolled >>> over on, not being able to extract himself from a packing box, the >>> money pit that is Will Donkey's "book," and being forced to pull >>> down his pants. >>> >>> >>> Here's a classic image of Team Donkey from the early 2020s. Moose >>> were regularly recruited to increase membership. >>> >>> >>> >>> Here's Team Donkey in full battle regalia racing to battle against >>> their foe. >>> >> >> >> You misspelled "to defeat". HTH! >> >> >>> This generally doesn't happen until their foe hasn't posted on >>> A.A.P.C. for over a year... but it's the thought that counts. >>> >>> >>> View the attachments for this post at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709814219#709814219 >>> >> >> >> <SPLORF> >> >> Bravo! >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa > > > > Will Donkey's been having difficulty walking ever since his weight ballooned to over 500 lbs. > > However, our unflappable hero quickly found other means for rushing to meet his imaginary foe. Yes, he had to move to Great Britain and is now driving a stolen car with right-hand-drive steering. Therefore, all apostrophes and quotation marks are "inside the period". This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207335#709207335 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655