Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Two

> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
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>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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>>>>> The Waffle House posts by Will Dockery and George Sulzbach can be read in the A.A.P.C. archives.
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>>>> Below are some of the many examples:
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>>>> "Waffle House locations here close at nine at night so they are not open all night, which explains why I stated that they were closed."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "The last time I went to Waffle House was in August, at the Alabama location."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "Waffle House closing at 9pm is a big change."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "No, I get my waffles at Waffle House, not here."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "Who doesn't like waffles, really?"
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "Waffle House is no longer the late night spot for coffee, conversation and Wi-Fi."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "Now it turns out that Waffle House is open until nine at night, which is a major change from the open all night schedule that was traditional."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "…the local Waffle House locations are closing at 9pm, so are not good for late night coffee and Wi-Fi."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "I just rode past the Waffle House on Macon Road and they seem to be closed."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>>  "…the Waffle House dining area was not open the last time I stopped by there."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>>> "I have not been to a Waffle House in months."
>>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
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>>> I'd say the above quotations conclusive prove that the A.A.P.C. folklore regarding the Waffle House, is based entirely upon fact.
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>> Donkeys love waffles.
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> Waffle House is a fast food chain in the "deep South," specializing in, of course, Waffles.  One assumes that it's similar to International House of Pancakes (IHOP).




Will Donkey likes the Waffle House because...

1  It serves waffles.
2  It has free wifi for him to make posts from his Obama-phone.
3  One cup of coffee allows one to sit at a Waffle House table all night.
4  There isn't any tipping. 


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