Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>> posted:
>>>> 
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> The above folklore is, yet again, predicated entirely upon fact.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Some misrepresentations, but I don't see any outright lies in your
>>>> Zod post.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Zod was (is?)
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Zod is alive and well, I spoke with him on the telephone just last
>>>> night.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> a career pissbum, or to use his own description, "Dharma Bum."
>>>> 
>>>> He claimed that he chose to be unemployed, and that his homeless
>>>> state of living under a piece of discarded tarp was his
>>>> "retirement."
>>>> 
>>>> He often wrote that he was lying by the banks  of the Chattahoochee
>>>> smoking a cigar, drinking a cheap bottle of wine, and watching the
>>>> sunset -- and boasting about how his "Life is good."
>>>> 
>>>> He also wrote numerous poems about his "girlfriend," Loretta.
>>>> According to his posts, Loretta was "a real entrepreneur" who sold
>>>> weed, and traded "cuddles" for grass, smokes, or booze.
>>>> 
>>>> George wrote at least a half dozen poems about his and Loretta's
>>>> relationship, which he submitted to "The Sunday Sampler."  The
>>>> poems inevitably described Loretta dancing about the "camp" fire
>>>> while Dirty Mike strummed a different stringed instrument.
>>>> 
>>>> Their love story became so strongly ingrained in the AAPC folklore
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Zod did write at least a dozen poems about Loretta.
>>>> 
>>>> Zod is now living in an apartment in Columbus Georgia, and the last
>>>> I heard from Loretta had gone back to live with her family out in
>>>> rural Georgia.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Thanks for the update on Loretta.  I had assumed that she'd met with
>>>> a grisly end at the RiverWalk homeless camp.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The RiverWalk homeless camp is one of the largest such camps in the
>>>> United States.  Rats, toxic fish from the Chattahoochee, and other
>>>> campers are said to make up a large portion of their daily diet.
>>>> 
>>>> Will Donkey, otoh, tends to choose boogers on toast.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709592267#709592267
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Douchebag + Boogers = Lunch is served.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> He's also fond of homemade Booger snow cones.
> 
> 
> Sometimes he and "Jordy" share some split pee soup as well.




Allow Will likes to slip in a booger or two for added flavor. 


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