Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>>>>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro"
>>>>> videos on YouTube.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders
>>>>> and he were friends who held each other's work in the highest
>>>>> regard.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
>>>>> 
>>>>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>>>>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>>>>> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
>>>>> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
>>>>> 
>>>>> and this:
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>>>>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>>>>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>>>>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
>>>>> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
>>>>> f**k, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
>>>>> better place if that happens."
>>>>> 
>>>>> and this:
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>>>>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>>>>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>>>>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>>>>> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
>>>>> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
>>>>> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
>>>>> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
>>>>> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
>>>>> the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
>>>>> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be."
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Even PJR is in awe of Benders.
>>>>> 
>>>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> Unfortunately, Benders was a bit before my time (at A.A.P.C.), but he
>>>>> appears to have attained an almost mythological status.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> He was before my time here too, but Dreckery won several Usenet Kook
>>>> Awards for that stupidity.
>>>> 
>>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Donkey printed out a list of each of those awards, which he proudly displays alongside of his a**hole Merit Badges and his Perky.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> If Will Donkey is remembered at all (even as a footnote in Usenet history), it will be for having been the butt of the biggest troll ever... as his drunken performances as Zorro (complete with clown shoes and a Zorro mask) attest.
> 
> 
> Will Donkey won't be remembered by anyone, even by his family.  He's not leaving anyone anything, so the Donkeytits family won't even drag him around.




But... but... but...

He has a PERKY, dammit!!! 


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