Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> Bruce wrote: >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> George J. Dance wrote: >>> >>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >>> >>> >>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN >>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> >>> >>> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C., >>> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door. This >>> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact. >>> >>> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be >>> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will >>> Donkey. >>> >>> >>> >>> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed" >>> appears to have been deserted. This gave rise to numerous stories >>> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his >>> property taxes. >>> >>> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed >>> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other >>> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets. >>> >>> >>> >>> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered >>> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling >>> across the lawn. >>> >>> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to >>> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there >>> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed? >>> In the winter. >>> >>> >>> >>> To confuse the flies. >>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak >>> reason >>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa >>> >>> >>> Ah, so! The flies aren't confused for long, though. They know where >>> it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around >>> the shed. >>> >>> >>> >>> The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear. >>> >>> This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is >>> to hang them outside and wait for it to rain. (Apparently the city >>> turned of his water several years ago.) >>> >>> >>> >>> Will wears them in the regular way, then inside out, then upside down, >>> before finally hanging them outside the door. Since they are very >>> large, the wind inflates them and moves the front porch a foot or so in >>> either direction. >>> >>> >>> >> >> A pissbum windsock. > > > Absolutely! George Dunce has tried this method several times in Canuckistan, but the underwear always freezes pointing "North." I have it on the authority of several Moose that Dunce's undergarments are also not quite what one would expect. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=710228121#710228121 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207499#709207499 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655