Re: Those Kooky Dockerys

HarryLime wrote:
>> MummyChunk wrote:
>>
>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> [snip]
>>>
>>>
>>> Since you love stalking so much, NancyGene, here's photograph of Clay 
>>> taken today, with his sister.
>>>
>>> He came to Georgia to catch a baseball game, the Columbus 
>>> Clingstones, an up and coming team.
>>>
>>> See JLA Forums attachment below.
>>>
>>> 😏
>>
>>
>> Who is Clay?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Clay Dockery is one of a handful of persons who have figured prominently 
> in the A.A.P.C. folklore in spite of the fact that they have never (or 
> almost never) posted here.
> 
> This is largely due to the fact that Clay's Facebook page, and other 
> social media platforms including his own webpage, featured photographs 
> of him dressing up in various costumes as a professional cosplayer.
> 
> Clay even appears in several of the Donkey poems and songs.  The 
> following poem, is perhaps his most popular:
> 
> Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
> 
> I had an epiphany yesterday
> I realized that Clay is gay
> He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
> Around the village every day
> You'll see him prance and swish and sway
> But I still love him anyway.
> 
> I had an epiphany last night, by heck
> That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
> I mooch off my brother's disability check
> I've got six chins beneath my neck
> But no one ever would suspeck
> Because they're hid beneath my beard.
> 
> I have to say it's really weird
> To see yourself as others do.
> My wife and kids done left me, too
> I guess they saw the way I see
> Myself with this epiphany.
> 
> So I can't write and I can't sing
> And I can't fight Jim in a ring
> Not even for some charity.
> I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
> Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
> Who never bathes or pays his rent
> And stinks like beer and pee.
> 
> And just in case you haven't guessed
> This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
> I'll here confess that it is me
> Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
> 
> 
H U Z Z A H !