Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Nine

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> [email protected]
>>>>>>> (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>>> NELLY BLACK
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nelly Black appears to have earned a permanent place in
>>>>>>>> A.A.P.C. folklore when Will Dockery posted a photo of her
>>>>>>>> sitting open-legged in a bar with her cooch exposed.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Sadly, she had nothing on Sharon Stone.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> The Donkey has a history of posting beaver shots.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nelly never visited LeGents again after the Donkey humiliated
>>>>>>>> her with the cooch smooch.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> She came back once... and only once.  In a group photo taken
>>>>>>>> there, she was seated next to Stinky George... who'd done
>>>>>>>> nothing to disguise the fact that he'd put up a tent in his
>>>>>>>> pants. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Unfortunately, I haven't got a copy of that photograph at hand.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> It was a small and raggy, dirty tent, but a tent it was.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> It may have been small, dirty, and (one assumes) smelly, but it
>>>>>>>> sure put the fear of Zod in Nelly Black.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709514735#709514735
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Yep, both inches too.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from
>>>>>>> archives. I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting
>>>>>>> his own stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and
>>>>>>> that most of the people he called "trolls" were actually the
>>>>>>> members of the group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to
>>>>>>> work with him and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and
>>>>>>> pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking
>>>>>>> from The One True Melissa 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Did Nelly say if it had flaps?  A "stake" for 3?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I know that Stinky has a reputation for taking... IT... out (he
>>>>> was even arrested for it), but one hopes that Nelly was spared
>>>>> from meeting "Little Zod" in the flesh. 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Many of the Pissbums of Columbus have trouble keeping it in their
>>>> pants.  Remember that Will Donkey whipped it out in front of
>>>> Hieronymous Corey?  The playground cameras in Columbus have many
>>>> pictures of Little Zod. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> The RiverWalk Pissbums hold various pi*sing contests to piss away
>>> their copious free time. 
>> 
>> 
>> The Chattahoochee River is 90% urine, 5% rheum, and 5% snowmelt.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Don't forget the sewage:
> 
> "Sewage and undertreated wastewater have historically and occasionally
> been dumped or overflowed into the Chattahoochee River, primarily due
> to heavy rainstorms overwhelming Atlanta's combined sewer system and
> issues at local treatment facilities." 
> 
> -- GJD's TS&OF 

They'll be blaming it on Dreckweasel's annual meeting with a bar of soap 
next. 

1. Visitor Safety a Concern at Chattahoochee River NRA Due to Raw Sewage 
Spills 5/7/03

https://www.nps.gov/chat/learn/news/visitorconcernpacessewage.htm

Contact: David Ek, Chief of Science Resource Management, 678-538-1321

Concern for visitor safety became a top priority at Chattahoochee River 
National Recreation Area this week.  Heavy rainstorms experienced in the 
area over the past few days has caused many sewer lines in or near the 
river to overload causing overflow of raw sewage into the tributary 
creeks and streams of the Chattahoochee River and on to the surrounding 
parklands.  This raw sewage, including feces, toilet tissue and female 
hygiene products, presents a serious health concern for visitors 
accessing some park trails, as well as the riverbank.  The Park 
Management Team has closed the Paces Mill area of the park.

This area of the park will remain closed until further notice.

Cobb County Water System is responsible for cleaning up Paces Mill, 
located off of Cobb County Parkway.  This cleanup could take several 
days.

It is possible that additional park areas will be closed as well, 
depending on additional storms.

*******************

2.Sewage overflows, drought, heavy runoff blamed for massive 
Chattahoochee River fish kill



https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/chattahoochee-river-fish-kill-water-
quality-tests-underway

The Chattahoochee Riverkeeper (CRK) has revealed that a combination of 
extreme weather conditions and city infrastructure failures likely 
triggered the unprecedented fish kill discovered along the river late 
last week.


Drought conditions and torrential runoff collide
What we know:
Prior to the fish kill, a prolonged drought kept the Chattahoochee River 
moving at just 750 cubic feet per second, with the U.S. Army Corps of 
Engineers maintaining only the absolute minimum flow requirements, 
according to CRK.

During rush hour on Wednesday, May 20, a storm dropped three inches of 
rain in one hour inside the I-285 perimeter. This rain hit warm pavement, 
raising the stormwater temperature, and washed a high load of pollutants 
and nutrients into Peachtree Creek.

According to CRK, the volume of stormwater overwhelmed local 
infrastructure, causing the City of Atlanta’s combined sewer system and 
West Area Tunnel to overflow untreated sewage into Peachtree Creek. 
Additionally, the West Area Tunnel treatment system discharged directly 
into the river. CRK reports that the combination of low river flows, 
toxic stormwater, and untreated sewage created the lethal conditions for 
the fish.

Photos of fish kill along Chattahoochee River.

Untreated sewage overflows impact the river
What they're saying:
Compounding the polluted runoff, the intense storm completely overwhelmed 
city infrastructure. Chattahoochee Riverkeeper confirmed that the City of 
Atlanta’s combined sewer system and West Area Tunnel suffered an 
emergency overflow, discharging untreated wastewater straight into 
Peachtree Creek. Simultaneously, the West Area Tunnel treatment system 
began operating and discharging directly into the river.

CRK investigators believe that the combination of near-record low river 
flows, thermal pollution from hot pavement runoff, untreated city sewage, 
and additional treated discharges from surrounding wastewater facilities 
completely broke the river's ecosystem, creating the lethal conditions 
for the unprecedented fish kill.

Coordinated active investigations
What's next:
The discovery of the fish kill on Friday, May 22, prompted immediate 
multi-agency deployment. Previous FOX 5 reporting confirmed that Atlanta 
Department of Watershed Management (DWM) Commissioner Greg Eyerly and 
Deputy Commissioner Quinton Fletcher met directly with CRK Executive 
Director Jason Ulseth on Friday to coordinate a response and evaluate the 
affected sections of the waterway.

"The Department of Watershed Management takes incidents affecting the 
Chattahoochee River very seriously. We understand the concern this fish 
kill has caused for residents and environmental stakeholders throughout 
the community," Commissioner Eyerly previously stated, noting that DWM 
remains committed to transparency as findings emerge.

The Georgia Department of Natural Resources (DNR), the Georgia 
Environmental Protection Division (EPD), and Atlanta’s DWM are all 
conducting formal investigations into the event. CRK has pledged to 
continue its independent investigation as well.

The Source: The information in this story was compiled from an official 
investigative update released by the Chattahoochee Riverkeeper, alongside 
previous FOX 5 Atlanta reporting on the joint agency response and water 
quality testing efforts.


-- 
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
another asskicking from The One True Melissa