Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Six

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> Bruce wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
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>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "LeGents" appears to be a satirical modification of the "Legends"
>>> bar that Will Donkey often spoke of performing at.
>>> 
>>> Folklore being spread by word of mouth, and often elaborated on by
>>> the person doing the telling, Will's karaoke performances were
>>> transformed into go-go dancing.
>>> 
>>> "Jordy" was most likely incorporated into the story because Will and
>>> "Jordy" were inseparable at the time (at least on Usenet).
>>> 
>>> Will's practice of stealing tips from the waitresses at Legends has
>>> been mentioned so many times, and by so many different posters, that
>>> one finds it hard to believe that there's not at least a grain or
>>> two of truth behind it.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> According to the folklore, Will Donkey also stole tips from his
>>> wife, who waited tables when Will wasn't forcing her to work the
>>> street corners and taco bars.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> How many more did Douchebag Willie attempt to pimp out. I guess
>>> that's what was behind the bait shop being turned into a Bo-Dello.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well, Sarah Donkeytits was already in the trade, so that was an easy
>>> one.  She taught her daughter and her daughter's bastard all of her
>>> tricks, so Will Donkey is well positioned.  Mildred would have been
>>> there as 4 generations, but she had to be put down.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well, at least Dreckweasel got a shed out of it. Speaking of sheds,
>>> that surely has to be part of the AAPC Folklore.
>>> 
>>> How about the Irish Spring Incident?
>>> 
>>> There's so much to work with...
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> We think that The Shed was already addressed, but there can always be
>>> updates such as when the rotten trees fall on it, lightning strikes
>>> it, or it is finally condemned.  Yes, we would like to read the
>>> folklore behind the Irish Spring Incident.   We assume that there were
>>> instructions included in the package?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Sadly, no instructions. Amazon wouldn't let me put "wash your diseased
>>> mouth out with these 24 bars" in the "special message".
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will figured out how to put the soap bars into his mouth.
>>> 
>>> Unfortunately, he ended up eating them.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> That may clean Will Donkey out on the inside but what about the filthy
>>> outside?  However, there may be some verbs in his colon that might be
>>> set free.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will shat those out decades ago.
>>> 
>>> Right after Dan Barf convinced him that subject-verb agreement was a
>>> crutch.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> https://myimgs.org/image/PuBmNesr
> 
> 
> Will Donkey's semi-colon is hiding some subjects.



But there's still not any sign of a verb. 


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