Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Sixteen
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> George J. Dance wrote: >>> >>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco >>> DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>> [snip] >>> >>> >>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's >>> the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC >>> over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY >>> MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka >>> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>> One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> >>> >>> The Donkey-"Jordy" motel sightings most likely sprung from >>> their continual exchanging of greetings 24/7. Other A.A.P.C. >>> members told them to "Get a room" so many times, that people >>> began to believe they'd actually gotten one. >>> >>> >>> >>> They were also told to "get a life," "get a job," "get a >>> clue," and "get a penicillin shot." >>> >>> >>> >>> Perhaps "Jordy" eventually got a clue, as he rarely puts in an >>> appearance here anymore. The romance is definitely over. >>> >>> >>> He's not even saying, "Hello 😀😀😀?" Jordy's Uncle may >>> be off to Spokane, since he heard it is hotter than Fire Island. >>> Poor Will, lacking a receptacle. >>> >>> >>> They'll always have Paris... or, rather, Columbus. >>> >>> >>> Will and "Jordy" spent so much online time greeting one another, >>> that a series of "Love Is..." memes started circulating about >>> them. >>> >>> >>> Love is not caring about body odor, overflowing diapers or emoji >>> greetings. >>> >>> >>> In which case, Will Donkey and "Jordy" made a perfect match. >>> >>> Here they are on a late night date to the Waffle House: >>> >>> >>> How does Will Donkey's period fit into Uncle Jordy's quotation marks? >>> >>> >>> >>> Will Donkey's much too old to still get his period... although he does >>> still appear to suffer from chronic PMS. >>> >> >> >> Not to mention the ongoing "douchebag rash" and headaches for wearing his >> Drama Queen tiara a little too tight. >> >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa > > > His colon is constricting on his period, comma, and apostrophe. That makes his ass cheeks pucker and his ears flap. I've heard that Will's exclamation point has long become a right parenthesis. No more little punctuation marks in his future. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709198972#709198972 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655