Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Eight
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>>>>>>> [snip] >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) >>>>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The Shitholeville All-Stars is an obvious satirical corruption of The Shadowville All-Stars, a group of local musicians (with a continually changing lineup) who have backed Will Dockery over the years. >>>>>> >>>>>> Brian "Ducky" Mallard, and The Conley Brothers were among the members. >>>>>> >>>>>> Stinky George and "Jordy" appear to have been incorporated into the folklore, as neither is known to play a musical instrument. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Will Donkey and the Shitholeville All-Stars (The Sh*tholes, for short), were one of the headliners at the annual Doo-Nanny back in the day. >>>> >>>> >>>> This photo is from about five years ago at a county fair. The Sh*tholes were down to three members: Will Donkey, "Jordy," and Stinky G. >>>> >>>> Stinky would soon be off to the Veterans Administration hospital and "Jordy" would leave Will for someone new. >>> >>> >>> "Off to the Veterans Administration hospital" is a euphemism for "dead." Jordy's Uncle left Will Donkey because Will wouldn't marry him. >> >> >> >> Stinky G was thought to be dead for several years, but recent photographic evidence makes it appear that he is not quite dead yet. In the photo which Will Donkey posted, or course, he is propped up in a chair, wearing only a tee-shirt, staring blankly ahead, and drooling. >> >> Word is that the Donkey bounced up and down on him one too many times. > > > Word is that there was some "friction" between them. Unfortunately they had completely undressed, and it set their crusty clothes on fire. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709195322#709195322 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655