Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fourteen
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote: >>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Anyone know when [Zod] is going to start posting again >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Zod said he'll be back this summer. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Actually, it was Will Donkey saying that Zid will return. Judging from his most recent photos, one highly doubts it. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not unless Zid returns from the grave, which has (mostly) not been done. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> When last seen a relatively clean Zid was shown seated in a chair, staring blankly ahead, and wearing only a t-shirt (no pants). A pair of crutches were propped against the wall behind him. >>>>>> >>>>>> Will spent over a year telling us that Dan Barf was moving to Columbus and would be joining him on A.A.P.C. as well. And we all know how that turned out. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> The previous image is of the late Dan Barf's body floating in a pool of Donkey barf. >>>>> >>>>> This was Will Donkey's way of paying a final tribute to his friend and mentor. >>>>> >>>>> The following image shows exactly how Dan Barf's body came to be found in such a state: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Barf if Dan Barf was a lecherous fool >>>> Barf if Dan Barf taught you nothing in school >>>> Barf if Dan Barf lived by no golden rule >>>> Barf if Dan painted with blood, sweat and drool >>> >>> >>> Barf for the beer Dan Barf taught you to swill >>> Barf for the school girls Dan taught you to drill >>> Barf for the brain cells Dan got you to kill >>> Then barf like a donkey if your name is Will >> >> >> >> Stinky George wrote his own autobiographical poem based on Dan Barf's signature "I Am the Barfness" poem: >> >> I AM THE SHITSTAIN >> >> The sh*t runs >> down my legs >> Deep and black >> last night's dumpster fare >> rancid tuna >> ...I am the reason >> you pinch your nostrils >> I am >> the shitstain. >> >> -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III > > > We think those were gathered into a book published by George J. Dunce, at great personal cost (from selling cardboard boxes). We read a poem by George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III (deceased) too! > > > I AM A SHITBRAIN > > Thoughts run > Out of my ears > Disjointed > It must be the rancid wine > Or the mercury fish > I paired them wrong > > -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III Red wine with fish? What was that pissbum thinking? This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709198414#709198414 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655