Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Two

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene)
>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> [email protected]
>>>>>>> (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
>>>>>>> photographs.  Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
>>>>>>> missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
>>>>>>> sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709260278#709260278
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Isn't it ironic."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
>>>>>>> that.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> snicker
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Douchebag!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
>>>>>>> and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
>>>>>>> Melissa
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website?  The last we
>>>>>>> heard, there were new portraits available.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> That's part of the reason there were so many comments.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
>>>>>>> speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
>>>>>>> "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?"  We don't
>>>>>>> want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
>>>>>>> taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
>>>>>>> room."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> This one's going for 14.95.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
>>>>>> moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants
>>>>>> of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand?  Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> That makes sense about the "pretty colors," but why are his hands so small and his body so big?
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Beer and waffles.
> 
> 
> That's Will Donkey's secret to living so long, even though most of the people he has met or not met want to shoot him?




Only a handful of people have actually wanted to shoot him.

Most just want to punch him in the face. 


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