Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Two

HarryLime wrote:
>> NancyGene wrote:
>>
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) 
>>>> wrote
>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey
>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over
>>>>> the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT
>>>>> EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka
>>>>> Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice,
>>>>> etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> While written content is well-documented through A.A.P.C. posts,
>>>>> the accompanying image is patently false, as there is no reason
>>>>> to believe that Will Donkey, "Jordy," and Dunce have ever
>>>>> actually met.  Their alliance is strictly online.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The Late, Unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering as also a
>>>>> prominent member of Team Donkey for a few year... until his timely
>>>>> (some say, much overdo) demise.
>>>>>
>>>>> Vinyl c*nt signed on as well... but fled almost immediately.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ducky Mallard and an AI bot calling itself "MummyChunk are the
>>>>> latest additions to the team, although their contributions appear
>>>>> to be sporadic.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Team Donkey was originally known as The Dunce Gang, and consisted
>>>>> of George J. Dunce, Will Donkey, Hieronymous Corey (credited as
>>>>> such, although he wasn't actually a member), and Michael Pendragon
>>>>> (to his undying shame).
>>>>>
>>>>> The Dunce Gang was supplanted by Team Donkey when Will Donkey took
>>>>> over, relegating Dunce to a subsidiary role (subsidiary even to
>>>>> General Zid, a.k.a., Stinky George).
>>>>>
>>>>> No one knows exactly how this usurpation came about, although it
>>>>> has been postulated that it happened when George J. Dunce started
>>>>> hiding from the women in the group (Karla, Gwyneth, Brooke, ME, and
>>>>> NancyGene) of whom he was desperately afraid.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> All of the above is true and not folklore.  George J. Dunce is
>>>>> afraid of women, the underside of sheets, rogue Moose, being rolled
>>>>> over on, not being able to extract himself from a packing box, the
>>>>> money pit that is Will Donkey's "book," and being forced to pull
>>>>> down his pants.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Here's a classic image of Team Donkey from the early 2020s.  Moose
>>>>> were regularly recruited to increase membership.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Here's Team Donkey in full battle regalia racing to battle against
>>>>> their foe.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You misspelled "to defeat". HTH!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> This generally doesn't happen until their foe hasn't posted on
>>>>> A.A.P.C. for over a year... but it's the thought that counts.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709814219#709814219
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <SPLORF>
>>>>
>>>> Bravo!
>>>>
>>>> -- 
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak 
>>>> reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Will Donkey's been having difficulty walking ever since his weight 
>>> ballooned to over 500 lbs.
>>>
>>> However, our unflappable hero quickly found other means for rushing 
>>> to meet his imaginary foe.
>>
>>
>> Yes, he had to move to Great Britain and is now driving a stolen car 
>> with right-hand-drive steering.  Therefore, all apostrophes and 
>> quotation marks are "inside the period".
> 
> 
> 
> His snaggletoof will also be less conspicuous there (although, dental 
> disasters were probably even more common in Columbus).
> 
> This response appears in the discussion at:
> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207335#709207335
> 
 >
His toof looks like a neglected gravestone in an abandoned swamp.