Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fifty-Three

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery,
>>>> Would lie all the time about Dockery.
>>>> When called on each lie
>>>> He'd whine and he'd cry:
>>>> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!"
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> We should take the time to dispel the widely-held belief
>>>> (widely-held in Canuckistan, at least) that Michael Pendragon and
>>>> Coco DeSockmonkey are one and the same person.
>>>> 
>>>> This is not so.
>>>> 
>>>> In fact, we paid Coco a visit this weekend to discuss his coming
>>>> back to AAPC, during which the following photograph was taken.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Which one is Coco and which is Michael Pendragon?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It's neither. MMP is trolling Douchebags and other similar vermin.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> No, it's the real deal.
>>>> 
>>>> While there is, admittedly, a passing resemblance, you can tell which
>>>> one is me by the kickass scar running down my cheek.
>>>> 
>>>> And while the primary function of this post was to set the historical
>>>> record straight (Coco is real), it was aimed more at the
>>>> Canuckistanian Schmuck than at the Douchebag.
>>>> 
>>>> Basically, Dunce wrote "MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey," which is simply
>>>> not the case.
>>>> 
>>>> Dunce can now eat his hat... if Big Mo hasn't beaten him to it, that
>>>> is.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I have no joke here, I just like saying "Canuckistanian Schmuck" a lot.
>>>> 
>>>> Once read, it cannot be unread.
>>>> 
>>>> PS: I suppose I should be flattered.
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Canuckistanians schmuck a lot
>>>> Twenty-four seven, hot to trot
>>>> They’re known to Moose as fleshy pots
>>>> Who schmuck but not worth diddly-squat
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> HUZZAH!
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> And yet another name for George J. Dunce is entered into the Official A.A.P.C. Folklore!
> 
> 
> Does Dunce get a plaque or a badge to hang on his box wall?




His cardboard walls are getting pretty old.  Hanging anything on them is practically begging for disaster. 


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