Re: WILL DONKEY'S IN A TIZZY TRYING TO BURY HIS NOSE-PICKING PICS
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Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> That's just a vicious rumor. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>>>>>> dessert. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>>>>>>> sauce. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Scandalous! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Jordy liked being boned. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted >>>>>>>>>>>> about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group >>>>>>>>>>>> to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> A Donkey can look and not touch, though. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Worms and blowjobs that's our game >>>>>> That's our game >>>>>> That's our game. >>>>>> Worms and blowjobs that's our game >>>>>> Donkeytits Emporium." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> *He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Why does the donkey that’s wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric?? >>>> >>>> >>>> The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns one pair of pants (his overalls). They tend to get worn, torn, dirtied, and patched over time. He also owns a single flannel shirt and a knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap Dave. >>>> >>>> His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business. And, as per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons barter goods for services. >>>> >>>> As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), Will Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to filching tips off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he frequents) in order to buy waffles. (He also has been known to go dumpster diving when necessary.) >>>> >>>> This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of... distressed... clothes. >>> >>> >>> Nonsense--we all know why the knees on Will Donkey's pants are worn out. Let's be adults here. >> >> >> I take it you're not referring to excessive prayer. > > > Lack of income is not the reason for the worn-out knees on Donkeytits clothes, and the Church of the Holy Barbers does not preach what Will Donkey practices. Stink likes bacon Stink likes cheese... 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