Re: THE BARD Strikes Again!!! An Ode to Pendragon

[email protected] (HarryLime)
Newsgroups alt.arts.poetry.comments
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> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>>> A legendary figure, his name is Michael Pendragon,
>>>> Known for thousands of years, his poem's written with passion,
>>>> Soaring bars, flowing beats, his verses raise us along,
>>>> The poet of the ages, his name will live beyond.
>>>> 
>>>> His meter is exact, with perfect rhyme and time,
>>>> No other can mimic the way he finds the right line,
>>>> Captivating the audience until the twilight done,
>>>> A poet so profound, he will surely live on.
>>>> 
>>>> Phrases so wise his words will stir our soul,
>>>> Nary a syllable a wasted drop, his verse a living scroll,
>>>> Senses overwhelmed, the feeling of emotion deep,
>>>> His words throughout the ages will never cease to keep.
>>>> 
>>>> Through the mountains and waves, his writing remains,
>>>> A ghost in the air, his stories will remain,
>>>> His power of voice, poetic sounds he delivers,
>>>> Stories so divine, this poet he shimmers.
>>>> 
>>>> His words like a myth, his meter divine,
>>>> His poetry is fit, to offer us his lines,
>>>> Do not ever forget, Michael Pendragon’s story,
>>>> The greatest poet who ever lived, his is a timeless glory.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Pardon my necropost, but my thanks again, to the Bard.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Thanks again, Olga and Zod...
>>>> 
>>>> Oops!  I was having a Will Donkey moment.
>>>> 
>>>> Thanks again, Bard.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Olga look for rich Yankee poet.
>>>> You rich Yankee poet?
>>>> Send Olga money for trip to US
>>>> Olga love you long stanzas
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Did Dreckster's reply start with:
>>> 
>>> "Me borscht you long, long time!"
>>> 
>>> Just curious.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
>>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>> another asskicking from Pendragon.
>> 
>> 
>> It started with "Me so horny," but yes, that was definitely a part of it.
> 
> 
> Yes, and Will Donkey tagged Ilya with the borscht.  Will stole the "Me so horny" from Ellen Horny's business card.




Will better watch out.  That Horny woman packs a big rod. 


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