Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
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[quote="NancyGene"][quote="Cujo DeSockpuppet"][email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> Rudy Canoza wrote: >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> [quote:15c0d57067="Cujo >>> DeSockpuppet"][email protected] >>> d (NancyGene) wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>> >>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>> >>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>> >>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >>> in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> Winter Teeth Descending >>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene >>> >>> My presents are season-sincere >>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth >>> Objects are worse than they appear >>> My molars migrated Deep South >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo >>> and verse. >>> >>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't >>> particularly like. >>> >>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more! >>> >>> "Times are tough >>> So is your steak >>> Get those teeth fixed >>> For God's sake!" >>> >>> "In the bleak midwinter, >>> Dreckery lived in a shack. >>> He lost his teeth a while ago, >>> and he'll never get them back!" >>> >>> Your toofs are decayed >>> Your gums gotta go >>> Don't gum the mike >>> It's still a shitshow. >>> >>> Once in royal David's city, >>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty. >>> >>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city >>> stood a crappy little shed. >>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard >>> And his mind, pronounced dead. >>> >>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed, >>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head. >>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay, >>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay. >>> >>> >>> >>> Up on the Shed Roof >>> ----------- >>> >>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps >>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps >>> Down go the termites for their next meal >>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal! >>> >>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby >>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby ) >>> -- >>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a >>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little >>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon >>> >>> >>> >>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas >>> card! >>> >>> >>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by >>> carolers in Columbus. >>> >>> >>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window >>> at Christmas time? >>> >>> 10. Stinky G >>> 9. Vinyl c*nt >>> 8. HandySandy >>> 7. Shaun Cocaine >>> 6. The ConBros >>> 5. Jack Guttersnipe >>> 4. Dirty Mike >>> 3. DirtNap Dave >>> 2. George Dunce >>> 1. Will Donkey >>> >>> >>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz. >>> 12. Clay the Gay >>> 13. The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag, >>> Douchebag!) 14. PHJR >>> 15. Jordy and his "uncle" >>> 16. Ducky Mallard, Male Model >>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop. >>> >>> 18. The Holy Barber >>> >>> 19. Joey Stout >>> >>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck >>> >>> >>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy >>> >>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn >>> >>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it. >>> >>> 25. a snaggletoof. >>> >>> 26. The Dork Queen >>> >>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum. >>> >>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile. >>> >>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will) >>> >>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny >>> >>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it. >>> >>> >>> 32. Deby Loves-Pain in the pane >>> >> >> >> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz. > > 34. The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers 35. A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=699713087#699713087 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655