Re: That Bites, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Y I K E S !
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On closer inspection of the attached picture of Mr. Donkey Douchebag's mouth, we see that an empty tooth socket seems to be dripping venom.  NancyGene, DDS
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On even a cursory inspection of the attached picture of "Mr. Donkey's" mouth, we can all see that it contains a different set of teeth from the last picture of "Mr. Donkey's" mouth you posted. You've obviously mixed up your dental records.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All one can conclude is that DDS is yet another degrees that you've falsely claimed. From your performance here, it looks clear that you couldn't qualify even as a file clerk in a dental office.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a lay person, George Dunce, you should not be making medical diagnoses.  The pictures of Mr. Donkey Douchebag are all from the same X-ray/photo session.  We can certainly post more pictures of the dental decay/MIA dentition.  NancyGene, DDS
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I tried to spare the Donkey further embarrassment, but it seems Dunce wants to push the issue.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If any more images surface as a result, Mr. Dunce is fully to blame.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Attached is another photo from the Donkey Douchebag Dental Dossier.  Mr. Dunce should keep in mind that Mr. Douchebag's front tooth can change position ("swivel"), and he sheds teeth by the minute.  We will open the file and post more photos.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note also that when zooming in on the dental photos of Mr. Donkey Douchebag, that his hair strands DO NOT appear as little braids.  They appear as hair strands, unlike the AI enhanced photos of himself that Will Donkey posts, where each strand is a tiny braid, indicative of AI work.  Our photos are true and authentic.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We quote photographer Christopher Anderson about the current Vanity Fair spread that shows extreme closeups of political figures:  "If presenting what I saw, unfiltered, is an attack, then what would you call it had I chosen to edit it and hide things about it, and make them look better than they look?"  Pay heed, Mr. Douchebag Donkey.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some things should be hidden.  Will's face is one of them.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> His body too.  Will Donkey claims that all unflattering pictures of him (which would be all of them) are distorted or photoshopped.  However, he then presents an AI picture of himself which doesn't even resemble him.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will's too wide for his entire reflection to fit within the frame of the mirror, so he's under the false impression that he's not quite so gargantuan as the photographs show him to be.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will also makes it a habit to keep his mouth closed when looking in the mirror... even when brushing his toof.
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>>>>>>>>>>>> That's odd--he never kept his mouth closed when Stinky G was around.  Or Jordy's Uncle.
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>>>>>>>>>>> Who is Jordy's uncle?  Someone else in this group?  I don't ever think I saw his greetings here.
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>>>>>>>>>> LOL!
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>>>>>>>>>> Jordy's Uncle is "Jordy."
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>>>>>>>>>> Isaac Chase, who posts here as "Jordy," says that he took his username in "honor" of his nephew, Jordy.
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>>>>>>>>>> Most of us find that pretty creepy (and the fact that Isaac claims to be Homose*ual makes his fixation with his nephew even creepier).
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>>>>>>>>> The real Jordy has never posted here.  Apparently he wants to place as much difference between himself and his creepy Uncle as possible.
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>>>>>>>> Can't say as I blame him.
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>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> A few years ago, a poem about Nephew Jordy did appear on AAPC:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac took his belt
>>>>>>> And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
>>>>>>> Jordy grew to like the whacks
>>>>>>> And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
>>>>>>> 'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
>>>>>>> Isaac squeezed his love handles
>>>>>>> Then blew out his candles,
>>>>>>> Bent over and let out a "Toot!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
>>>>>>> Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
>>>>>>> Nephew Jordy was just a kid
>>>>>>> When he first straddled Isaac's pole.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
>>>>>>> And cornholed him big-time at eight
>>>>>>> He left him creampied at eleven
>>>>>>> And went back home to masturbate.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
>>>>>>> Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
>>>>>>> Isaac f**ked Jordy six times on Sunday
>>>>>>> Yeah, his weekend was going alright.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
>>>>>>> Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
>>>>>>> He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
>>>>>>> But quick release cut all too short the date;
>>>>>>> Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
>>>>>>> And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
>>>>>>> Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
>>>>>>> Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
>>>>>>> When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
>>>>>>> Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
>>>>>>> Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
>>>>>>> For tis the ass enamors him the most:
>>>>>>> So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
>>>>>>> He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
>>>>>>> He chased toddlers when he went school,
>>>>>>> He made brownies with them as a young man,
>>>>>>> Stirred their pudding until he would drool.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac chased little boys on the playground
>>>>>>> Although he was a middle aged man,
>>>>>>> Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
>>>>>>> Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
>>>>>>> The Jordy Factor
>>>>>>> a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
>>>>>>> He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
>>>>>>> with my massive moobs that even young Clay
>>>>>>> has to admit that he’d like to sashay
>>>>>>> in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
>>>>>>> floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
>>>>>>> when he visited us to show us his fey
>>>>>>> manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
>>>>>>> I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
>>>>>>> him for free and he won’t have to pay
>>>>>>> for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
>>>>>>> Who diddled his widdle nephew,
>>>>>>> Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
>>>>>>> But his pud was a dud
>>>>>>> And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> When Jordy was just a wee laddie
>>>>>>> He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
>>>>>>> Uncle paid him a call
>>>>>>> And buggered him raw
>>>>>>> And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
>>>>>>> Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
>>>>>>> Got Jordy to bare it
>>>>>>> That he might then share it
>>>>>>> And buggered the boy while he roared "Whee!!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
>>>>>>> His classmates found him a bit balmy;
>>>>>>> It was said that the lad
>>>>>>> Flicked his Bic for his dad:
>>>>>>> Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac desired little boys
>>>>>>> He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
>>>>>>> For a boy not yet ten
>>>>>>> (He preferred boys to men)
>>>>>>> And a man must have what he enjoys.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Little Jordy was sugar and spice
>>>>>>> So his old uncle didn't think twice
>>>>>>> About dipping his pole
>>>>>>> In young Jordy's piehole,
>>>>>>> Boston cream never seemed worth the price.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
>>>>>>> Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
>>>>>>> Isaac stuck in his thumb
>>>>>>> And made Jordy C*m
>>>>>>> And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
>>>>>>> Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
>>>>>>> Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
>>>>>>> He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
>>>>>>> In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
>>>>>>> Isaac plugged up his hole
>>>>>>> And such joy filled his soul
>>>>>>> That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
>>>>>>> Who's been found competently unfit,
>>>>>>> For it's said he enjoys
>>>>>>> Gallivanting with boys
>>>>>>> And dipping his dick in their sh*t.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
>>>>>>> Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
>>>>>>> Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
>>>>>>> Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
>>>>>>> Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
>>>>>>> Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
>>>>>>> Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
>>>>>>> Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
>>>>>>> And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
>>>>>>> His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
>>>>>>> With the youth in his sights
>>>>>>> Isaac gave up his nights
>>>>>>> To baby sit straddling his 'nads.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
>>>>>>> Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
>>>>>>> Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
>>>>>>> But Isaac attached
>>>>>>> Himself with coagulants.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
>>>>>>> Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
>>>>>>> So Judy was spared,
>>>>>>> And stood there and stared,
>>>>>>> While Jordy got it in the patootie.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> When Jordy went on Price is Right
>>>>>>> His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
>>>>>>> He said it was Uncle
>>>>>>> Ike and Garfuckles
>>>>>>> Who implanted in him a Lite - Brite.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
>>>>>>> He told his sister he’d feast her.
>>>>>>> They ate honey baked ham
>>>>>>> And rack of young lamb
>>>>>>> While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
>>>>>>> From when he was just a young tot.
>>>>>>> Isaac gave him a ball
>>>>>>> and that wasn’t all,
>>>>>>> for his undies had X marks the spot.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
>>>>>>> And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
>>>>>>> As Joey took vids
>>>>>>> And entertained bids,
>>>>>>> Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
>>>>>>> For riding is one of my joys.
>>>>>>> I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
>>>>>>> As we gallop with vigor,
>>>>>>> And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
>>>>>>> From whence Jordy did his # 2.
>>>>>>> Jordy did # 1
>>>>>>> And Isaac said, son,
>>>>>>> That not what we Commies doo-doo.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
>>>>>>> That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
>>>>>>> Isaac said drop your pants,
>>>>>>> Give your Uncle a chance,
>>>>>>> To give you a rub that’s salubrious.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
>>>>>>> About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
>>>>>>> Jordy learned about jails
>>>>>>> And Joey’s P*RN sales
>>>>>>> While Isaac performed pantomimes.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
>>>>>>> So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
>>>>>>> Isaac thanked Will and Zod
>>>>>>> And committed job fraud
>>>>>>> While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott was naïve
>>>>>>> Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
>>>>>>> Isaac gave him a bath
>>>>>>> While he did the math
>>>>>>> That at least he wouldn’t conceive.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
>>>>>>> “Take off your pants
>>>>>>> And I’ll do a belt Dance
>>>>>>> On your butt ‘til you can say
>>>>>>> Uncle!”
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
>>>>>>> Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac would blow
>>>>>>> And Jordan would know
>>>>>>> That he didn’t need any beachwear.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
>>>>>>> And hung out with folks who were soapless.
>>>>>>> Isaac took Jordy’s hand
>>>>>>> And said I’m your man,
>>>>>>> But no one can make me grope you less.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
>>>>>>> Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
>>>>>>> Jordy said it’s U-turn,
>>>>>>> Isaac said how I burn
>>>>>>> To lay rubber on I-95.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
>>>>>>> After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
>>>>>>> Jordan had a strong yen
>>>>>>> To trade Barbies for Ken
>>>>>>> And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
>>>>>>> Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
>>>>>>> Pics of Will Dockery
>>>>>>> Made Stout Joe a mockery,
>>>>>>> Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
>>>>>>> But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
>>>>>>> Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
>>>>>>> Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
>>>>>>> And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
>>>>>>> But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
>>>>>>> Isaac’s sad pleas
>>>>>>> To give Jordy a squeeze,
>>>>>>> So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Young Jordy wished to play with some girls,
>>>>>>> But Isaac said girls make me hurl.
>>>>>>> You should have a guy
>>>>>>> And then you’ll know why
>>>>>>> I dress you in ruffles and pearls.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott tried to be what he’s not.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac told him that to be gay was hot.
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase said come here
>>>>>>> And I’ll fondle your rear--
>>>>>>> You’ll remember the things you forgot.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase dearly loved his nephew and tried
>>>>>>> To kiss Jordan Chasescott’s tiny backside.
>>>>>>> Jordan said, Uncle Ike,
>>>>>>> Could I have a new bike?
>>>>>>> So Isaac gave him a banana seat ride.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan scorned warnings and read
>>>>>>> Playboy Magazines stashed by his bed.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac then stressed
>>>>>>> Don’t look at a breast:
>>>>>>> I have Playgirl for you instead.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott was teenaged,
>>>>>>> And therefore his Chase hormones raged.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac said, “Yes,
>>>>>>> You look great in that dress,”
>>>>>>> And thus Jordan’s doubts were assuaged.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac Chase worked a part-time job,
>>>>>>> And the rest of the day his body would throb
>>>>>>> For his Nephew Jordan,
>>>>>>> And in Nephews he scored in,
>>>>>>> The most views of Jordan’s hobnob.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac Chase was in great haste
>>>>>>> To see that Jordan was disgraced.
>>>>>>> Isaac said his hellos
>>>>>>> To Zod-Dockery beaus
>>>>>>> And Jordan Chasescott was debased.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac L. Chase had a goal:
>>>>>>> To occupy Jordan’s b*tt hole.
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase said, “Bend over
>>>>>>> There’s a rare 4 - leaf clover,”
>>>>>>> And Nature walks soon took their toll.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase liked playing physician
>>>>>>> With Jordan Chasescott’s health condition.
>>>>>>> Isaac said, “Don this gown,
>>>>>>> On the table face down,
>>>>>>> And Jordan lost all inhibitions.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac told Jordan he’d teach him to shoot
>>>>>>> And to fish and to dive so he wore his swim suit.
>>>>>>> Jordan brought his cap gun
>>>>>>> But he was outdone
>>>>>>> When Isaac shot up his patoot.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan complained his dear Uncle
>>>>>>> Would stick to him like a carbuncle.
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott would cry
>>>>>>> When Uncle Isaac would try
>>>>>>> To sneak into Jordan’s bed bunkle.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase liked school and the Weekly Reader.
>>>>>>> Isaac ate up the tales of Johnny the Apple Seeder.
>>>>>>> Then Jordan Chasescott was born,
>>>>>>> And Isaac was torn
>>>>>>> Between fruit and bottom-feeder.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> The Chase family loved Isaac’s work.
>>>>>>> He could have stayed home, just a jerk.
>>>>>>> But he worked phones part time
>>>>>>> And earned him a dime,
>>>>>>> And Jordan Chasescott was a perk.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac knocked on Jordy’s door,
>>>>>>> Said they’d reenact Chase family noir.
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac said come,
>>>>>>> But Jordan had none,
>>>>>>> For Jordan was a mere child of four.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott was LinkedIn
>>>>>>> To the Isaac L. Chase den of sin.
>>>>>>> Isaac said we’ll resume
>>>>>>> Work in my bedroom
>>>>>>> And Jordan learned market penetration.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac took Jordy to see
>>>>>>> The statue of David in Italy
>>>>>>> Isaac said the male nude
>>>>>>> Put him in the mood
>>>>>>> And Jordy’s fig leaf was so wee.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac and Jordan wore pjs
>>>>>>> Which made it convenient for bjs.
>>>>>>> There were traps front and back
>>>>>>> Which dropped with a whack,
>>>>>>> So that Isaac could teach Jordan 3 ways.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> When Isaac was at Jordy’s home,
>>>>>>> His fingers and hands ached to roam.
>>>>>>> He said, “Jordy, the magic is
>>>>>>> In all my adjectives,
>>>>>>> And you’ll be my no comments poem.”
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordy was home on the range
>>>>>>> Where he and Uncle Isaac would play.
>>>>>>> They’d also play deer rut
>>>>>>> And Jordy’s little red butt
>>>>>>> Would be sore and dark cloudy all day.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan would sing “Happy Trails,”
>>>>>>> But Isaac would say “Happy Tails.”
>>>>>>> When Jordan got gas,
>>>>>>> Isaac pinched his sweet ass.
>>>>>>> We don’t need to give more details.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac enjoyed babysitting
>>>>>>> And his devotion was unremitting.
>>>>>>> He would treat Jordan’s butt
>>>>>>> Like a chocolate doughnut
>>>>>>> And polish it off lick and splitting.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott liked to read
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac’s Communist creed.
>>>>>>> Jordan said let’s be poor
>>>>>>> And Isaac said, more,
>>>>>>> We’ll share your butt according to need.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Uncle Isaac bought a Chinese balloon
>>>>>>> And gave it to Jordan for his room.
>>>>>>> Jordan flew it over the U.S.
>>>>>>> And it was shot down as the newest
>>>>>>> Blow toy that made Isaac swoon.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac L. Chase researched YouTube
>>>>>>> But not for looking at big boobs.
>>>>>>> Isaac said, my dear Jordan,
>>>>>>> I’ve already stored in
>>>>>>> You a lifetime of oil change and lubes.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac L. Chase reached out far
>>>>>>> To make young Jordan a star.
>>>>>>> Ike encouraged P*RN poetry,
>>>>>>> Despite knowing that he
>>>>>>> Was publishing Jordan’s memoir.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jordan Chasescott liked his men
>>>>>>> Manly like Isaac back when
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase showed him photos
>>>>>>> Of where sun’s rays don’t go
>>>>>>> And Jordan was P*RN born again.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac extolled Jordan’s b*tt hole --
>>>>>>> To display at State Fairs was Unc Ike’s goal.
>>>>>>> Unc Ike shaped and grew
>>>>>>> Jordan’s b*tt hole into
>>>>>>> The shape of a large mixing bowl.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase sent Jordan a Valentine
>>>>>>> That said “Sweet Nephew, Won’t You Be Mine?”
>>>>>>> Isaac bought candy and flowers
>>>>>>> And it was only two hours
>>>>>>> Before Isaac gave Jord’s butt a spit shine.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac took a pic of Jordan’s hiney.
>>>>>>> He thought it looked like a Modigliani.
>>>>>>> Isaac said, “I won’t sell
>>>>>>> This picture so swell,
>>>>>>> But it sure makes a great Valentiney.”
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Isaac Chase tried to rob the Chase bank.
>>>>>>> He said it was his and he ranked
>>>>>>> Far above peons,
>>>>>>> And had done so for eons,
>>>>>>> Plus he had to fund Jordan’s young flank.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nephew Jordan Chasescott wanted trucks
>>>>>>> For Christmas but Isaac said, “Shucks,
>>>>>>> I’ll give you an erector set
>>>>>>> When I get the projector set,
>>>>>>> And Joe Stout can make some big bucks.”
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Hi Jordy!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> A classic, timeless, perfect, inspiring and uplifting poem!
>>>>> 
>>>>> Hi, Jordy!!!!!
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The two Jordys have been immortalized in these lines.
>>>> 
>>>> Bonjour, Jordy!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> A poem that will be recited by school children, in churches, in government offices, and on the streets for all time.
>>> 
>>> Habari, Jordy!
>> 
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>> 
>> It's Isaac Chase's legacy to literature.
>> 
>> Turns out he was here to serve a purpose after all.
> 
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> Isaac Chase turned his nephew to selling marijuana on the streets, in the bars, on the shore, and in dark alleys.




The Chase family fortune must be maintained. 


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