Re: NancyGene, DDS, presents a case study

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote:
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> We don't treat douchebags, but we were startled by a photo of
>>>> a Donkey Douchebag displaying his oral cavity.  We have added
>>>> a black mask to disguise his identity, but this is one of the
>>>> worst cases of dental neglect that we have seen in a while.
>>>> Drugs, diabetes, smoking and drinking have most probably
>>>> contributed to this shocking display.
>>>> 
>>>> Douchebag dentals
>>>> False teeth rentals?
>>>> Mouth resembles
>>>> Those in kennels.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
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>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Y I K E S ! His breath probably smells like a dumpster fire in
>>>> a fish market.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As dental professionals, we would not know how to start.
>>>> Possibly the front teeth have already fallen out.  The
>>>> underlying causes (alcohol, drugs, smoking, lack of brushing,
>>>> poor diet, diabetes, STDs) have been at work for 50 or more
>>>> years.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As a dental professional, I believe that the snaggletoof is the
>>>> result of his having lost his lower teeth directly beneath it.
>>>> Lacking a lower boundary, the snaggletoof continued to grow (and
>>>> twist) unimpeded.  Unfortunately, the only thing to be done at
>>>> this late stage is to have the snaggletoof extracted.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As dental professionals, our advice would be to find a beaver
>>>> colony and do some on-the-job training in an apple tree orchard.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> That toof wouldn't last two seconds gnawing an apple tree.
>>>> 
>>>> It wouldn't even survive taking one bite of an apple.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Perhaps Will Donkey could montage the tree?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Juxtapose a shot of a gnawed tree with a shot of a toof lying on
>>>> the ground.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Followed by a shot of Will's mouth.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Followed by a shot of Tuffy Tooth.
>>>> 
>>>> The message should come across loud and clear.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I want to interject here and offer a new alcoholic drink called "The
>>>> Tootless douchebag", it consists of Malort, Malort and more Malort.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Excellent drink to be served at LeGents.  According to George
>>>> Dunce's trusted source, it tastes like: "Malört tastes intensely
>>>> bitter, with notes of grapefruit pith, herbs (like wormwood), and
>>>> citrus, but it's famously known for its harsh, lingering aftertaste
>>>> compared to things like bug spray, gasoline, rubber bands, or even
>>>> regret, though some find subtle sweetness or complexity beneath the
>>>> overwhelming bitterness, often described as challenging but unique."
>>>> Pendragon may have tested this drink?
>>>> 
>>>> No, in fact I'd never even heard of it before.
>>>> 
>>>> I'll definitely keep an eye out for it.  I love herbal liqueurs --
>>>> especially those with wormwood.  I'm polishing off a bottle of Lucid
>>>> absinthe tonight (a holiday present).
>>>> 
>>>> Strega and Ramazzotti Amaro are big favorites as well.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I have a friend who's a beertender in Illinois. Drunks come by to try
>>>> out Malort there. It's mostly in Illinois and Wisconsin but just
>>>> started recently being sold in liquor stores in PA.
>>>> 
>>>> I haven't even smelled it but I'm told it's brutal.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> If it is liquid and free, Will Donkey would drink it.  "He ain't
>>>> afraid of no smells."
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Except for the smell of soap or pine oil.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> You can order Malort online at their site. Incidentally, the manufacturer
>>> of this swill makes no excuses for wehat a vile product it is. Visit the
>>> sire and look.
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> "Weeding out the weak since 1933."
>> 
>> 
>> I definitely want to give this a try.
> 
> 
> Let us know what it tastes and smells like.  Malort has been in need of a connoisseur-reviewer for almost 100 years.




Having seen the recent photos of Stinky G, I'm a little afraid to try. 


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