Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene

[quote="HarryLime"][quote="NancyGene"]
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>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>> 
>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
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>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>>> and verse.
>>>> 
>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>> particularly like.
>>>> 
>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>> 
>>>> "Times are tough
>>>> So is your steak
>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>> 
>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>> 
>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>> 
>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>> 
>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>> 
>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>> 
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>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>> -----------
>>>> 
>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>> 
>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>> --
>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>>> card!
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>>> at Christmas time?
>>>> 
>>>> 10.  Stinky G
>>>> 9.  Vinyl c*nt
>>>> 8.  HandySandy
>>>> 7.  Shaun Cocaine
>>>> 6.  The ConBros
>>>> 5.  Jack Guttersnipe
>>>> 4.  Dirty Mike
>>>> 3.  DirtNap Dave
>>>> 2.  George Dunce
>>>> 1.  Will Donkey
>>>> 
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>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>>> 12.  Clay the Gay
>>>> 13.  The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>>> Douchebag!) 14.  PHJR
>>>> 15.  Jordy and his "uncle"
>>>> 16.  Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>> 
>>>> 18.  The Holy Barber
>>>> 
>>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>> 
>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>> 
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>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>> 
>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>> 
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>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>> 
>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>> 
>>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>> 
>>>> 26.  The Dork Queen
>>>> 
>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>> 
>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>> 
>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>> 
>>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>>> 
>>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 32.  Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
>>>> 
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>>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
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>> 34.  The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers
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> 35.  A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose.



36.  George J. Dunce holding an open Schmucker's jar. 


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