Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Two

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene)
>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>> [email protected]
>>>>>>>> (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
>>>>>>>> photographs.  Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
>>>>>>>> missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
>>>>>>>> sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709260278#709260278
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Isn't it ironic."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
>>>>>>>> that.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> snicker
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Douchebag!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
>>>>>>>> and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
>>>>>>>> Melissa
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website?  The last we
>>>>>>>> heard, there were new portraits available.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> That's part of the reason there were so many comments.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>>>>>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>>>>>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>>>>>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>>>>>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
>>>>>>>> speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
>>>>>>>> "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?"  We don't
>>>>>>>> want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
>>>>>>>> taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
>>>>>>>> room."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> This one's going for 14.95.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
>>>>>>> moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants
>>>>>>> of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand?  Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> That makes sense about the "pretty colors," but why are his hands so small and his body so big?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Beer and waffles.
>> 
>> 
>> That's Will Donkey's secret to living so long, even though most of the people he has met or not met want to shoot him?
> 
> 
> 
> Only a handful of people have actually wanted to shoot him.
> 
> Most just want to punch him in the face.



The smart people don't give him any warning. 


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