Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene

[quote="NancyGene"][quote="HarryLime"]
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>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>>> 
>>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
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>>>>> 
>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>>>> and verse.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>>> particularly like.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Times are tough
>>>>> So is your steak
>>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>>> 
>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>>> 
>>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>>> -----------
>>>>> 
>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>>> 
>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>>> --
>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>>>> card!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>>>> at Christmas time?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 10.  Stinky G
>>>>> 9.  Vinyl c*nt
>>>>> 8.  HandySandy
>>>>> 7.  Shaun Cocaine
>>>>> 6.  The ConBros
>>>>> 5.  Jack Guttersnipe
>>>>> 4.  Dirty Mike
>>>>> 3.  DirtNap Dave
>>>>> 2.  George Dunce
>>>>> 1.  Will Donkey
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>>>> 12.  Clay the Gay
>>>>> 13.  The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>>>> Douchebag!) 14.  PHJR
>>>>> 15.  Jordy and his "uncle"
>>>>> 16.  Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 18.  The Holy Barber
>>>>> 
>>>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>>> 
>>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>>> 
>>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>>> 
>>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 26.  The Dork Queen
>>>>> 
>>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>>> 
>>>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>>>> 
>>>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 32.  Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
>>>>> 
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>>>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
>>> 
>>> 34.  The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers
>> 
>> 35.  A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose.
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> 36.  George J. Dunce holding an open Schmucker's jar.




37.  George J. Dunce with or without the jar. 


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