Re: MEET-CUTE

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 May 2025 18:03:40 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Will Donkey and Uncle "Jordy" met in a wooded area along the
>>>>>>>>>>> Chattahoochee where Jordy had been canoeing with his friends.  The sex
>>>>>>>>>>> may not have been consensual at first... but Jordy isn't squealing.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Jordy takes when he can get.  Wild, farm, city, country, strangers--all
>>>>>>>>>>> is fair in love and Jordy.
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>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> And they say that his pig squeal is peerless.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> In fact, he won a blue ribbon for "Best Pig Squeal" at the Connecticut
>>>>>>>>>>> State Fair in 1993.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689781911#689781911
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Did he like the little curled tails on the pigs?  Did that curl his toes
>>>>>>>>>> and shoot emojis out of his rear?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>> Why, yes... but then it doesn't take much to make Jordy shoot emojis out of his rear.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Would that be like a Salad Shooter or a Nerf Blaster?  Maybe Jordy likes to play Hungry Homo?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> I was thinking more of a Pets Alive Pooping Puppy.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Excellent!  Do they say "Hello, Will" as they defecate?  That would be awesome.
>>>>> 
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>>>>> That would be Jordy's wettest dream.
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>>>> 
>>>> Jordy's printed out the above picture and hung it in his bathroom.
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>>> Jordy's Uncle has a bathroom?  Will the diaper come off in the next few years?  We do understand that his musical potty chair can be moved from room to room, and that Jordy's Uncle uses the shield on the chair.  Why would he need a bathroom?
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>> Yes.  Jordy's Uncle has a million dollars (from his family) to keep him in apartments with indoor plumbing for the remainder of his life.
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>> Despite his infantile personality, Jordy's Uncle is too large (and too fat) for a potty chair.  He does have a poop emoji pasted on the front of his toilet tank, which makes his grown up potty that much more friendly.
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>> And while he uses the potty when at home, he continues to depend on diapers when he is out -- since few grown up potties come with poop emojis pasted on them.
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> Ah, it is an incentive to go poop or pee in a proper place, rather than on the floor.  Uncle Jordy continues to sit to pee?  We guess that he had few male role models, other than on Fire Island.



Perhaps Uncle "Jordy" had an Uncle "Isaac" when he was growing up. 


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