Re: WILL DONKEY'S IN A TIZZY TRYING TO BURY HIS NOSE-PICKING PICS

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's a booger!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a habit he can't seem to let go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inspiring poem, Rudy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Afghan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constitute
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baked, boiled or fried?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rotted and puked up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consequence to you, because your poems don't have a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> haven't got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, the Black Heart disease.  Was Will Donkey 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> responsible for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's just a vicious rumor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he ate up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Houses. For
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waited for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Columbus If"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Facebook.  Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> browns to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fryer).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles.  Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his nose for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dessert.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> red and green
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sauce.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dreckery.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scandalous!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're looking for some super unethical things that 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dreckweasel posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with, the group
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sleaze.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello.  
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles.  Was there a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let's hope not.  Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Theoretically.  However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising 
>>>>>>>>>>> self-restraint.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his 
>>>>>>>>>> bountiful daughter?  "Tongue and Groove."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial 
>>>>>>>>> jingle:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Worms and blowjobs that's our game
>>>>>>>>> That's our game
>>>>>>>>> That's our game.
>>>>>>>>> Worms and blowjobs that's our game
>>>>>>>>> Donkeytits Emporium."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an 
>>>>>>>>> episode of "Cheers."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Why does the donkey that’s wearing overalls have holes in the 
>>>>>>>> knees of the fabric??
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns 
>>>>>>> one pair of pants (his overalls).  They tend to get worn, torn, 
>>>>>>> dirtied, and patched over time.  He also owns a single flannel 
>>>>>>> shirt and a knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap 
>>>>>>> Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by 
>>>>>>> Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business.  And, 
>>>>>>> as per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons 
>>>>>>> barter goods for services.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), 
>>>>>>> Will Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to 
>>>>>>> filching tips off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he 
>>>>>>> frequents) in order to buy waffles.  (He also has been known to 
>>>>>>> go dumpster diving when necessary.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of... 
>>>>>>> distressed... clothes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nonsense--we all know why the knees on Will Donkey's pants are 
>>>>>> worn out.  Let's be adults here.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I take it you're not referring to excessive prayer.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lack of income is not the reason for the worn-out knees on 
>>>> Donkeytits clothes, and the Church of the Holy Barbers does not 
>>>> preach what Will Donkey practices.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Stink likes bacon
>>> Stink likes cheese...
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>> Donkey wants more boogers, please.
>>
>> (Not the obvious end to the rhyme, but nevertheless equally true.)
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> Booger Bump!
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