Re: WILL DONKEY'S PHOTO ALBUM

[email protected] (HarryLime)
Newsgroups alt.arts.poetry.comments
Message-ID <[email protected]>
> NancyGene wrote:
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>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:59:28 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:
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>>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:54:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
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>>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:10:30 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:
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>>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 19:11:09 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
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>>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:24:32 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2025 0:26:40 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> Will Donkey and Jordy Chase.  "Jordy's Choice."
>>> 
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>>> Bumped per request.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689606382#689606382
>>> 
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>>> 
>>> Fabulous collection of serious art, soon to be displayed at
>>> MOMA.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> A complete collection of Donkey photos will soon be
>>> available online.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689606382#689606382
>>> 
>>> That's wonderful!  Will there be an extended product line
>>> such as hats, t-shirts, mugs, footwear, and posters?
>>> 
>>> Don't forget Dreckweasel plushes and douchebags!
>>> 
>>> It's a hard "no" on any steak sauce products for me.
>>> 
>>> Also, a no on colognes and breath mints, pants and shoes.
>>> 
>>> One can only hope they don't offer any kind of food
>>> involving sourcing from Columbus area meats.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> In Columbus, USDA stands for Urine-Soaked Dead Animals.
>>> 
>>> --
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>>> 
>>> They say the urine adds to the gamey flavor.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I heard it was also tenderized and aged in Columbus sh*t holes
>>> behind the shed.
>>> 
>>> “Douche-aging for flavor!”
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Yes, wrapped in a douchebag and buried for 6 months, then dug
>>> up, dragged around, and buried for 3 more months.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Which explains how the Donkey can get steak dinners for three on
>>> $50.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "They do things differently in the Deep South."  It's "Deep South"
>>> steak, which is generally only vaguely identified as to genus, but
>>> not the actual species.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> How else can you sell 3 steak dinners for 50 bucks?
>>> 
>>> Mmmm...roadkill steaks....Mmmmm...
>>> 
>>> 
>>> True, but sometimes the "roadkill" had never been alive, such as
>>> tires, tin cans, plastic bags and condoms.  Also, the "steak"
>>> dinners were frequently spelled "Stake" dinners.  No one in Columbus
>>> knew the difference.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well, you know what they say in Columbus: If it's on the road, it's
>>> dinner.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Donkeys have strong and fat stomachs.  No wonder Donkey loves "On the
>>> Road," since he thinks it's a cookbook.
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Not true! He thinks it's a roadkill shopping guide.
>> 
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>> --
>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from Pendragon.
> 
> 
> An "Omaha Steaks" for pissbums?  Roadkill can certainly be road aged and tire tenderized.




And if the roadkill happens to be on a paved road, it's going to be pre-cooked as well. 


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