Re: WILL DONKEY'S PHOTO ALBUM
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:59:28 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>> >>> >>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:54:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 20:10:30 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>> >>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 19:11:09 +0000, NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:24:32 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2025 0:26:40 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> Will Donkey and Jordy Chase. "Jordy's Choice." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Bumped per request. >>> >>> >>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689606382#689606382 >>> >>> >>> >>> Fabulous collection of serious art, soon to be displayed at >>> MOMA. >>> >>> -- >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> A complete collection of Donkey photos will soon be >>> available online. >>> >>> >>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689606382#689606382 >>> >>> That's wonderful! Will there be an extended product line >>> such as hats, t-shirts, mugs, footwear, and posters? >>> >>> Don't forget Dreckweasel plushes and douchebags! >>> >>> It's a hard "no" on any steak sauce products for me. >>> >>> Also, a no on colognes and breath mints, pants and shoes. >>> >>> One can only hope they don't offer any kind of food >>> involving sourcing from Columbus area meats. >>> >>> >>> >>> In Columbus, USDA stands for Urine-Soaked Dead Animals. >>> >>> -- >>> >>> >>> They say the urine adds to the gamey flavor. >>> >>> >>> >>> I heard it was also tenderized and aged in Columbus sh*t holes >>> behind the shed. >>> >>> “Douche-aging for flavor!” >>> >>> >>> >>> Yes, wrapped in a douchebag and buried for 6 months, then dug >>> up, dragged around, and buried for 3 more months. >>> >>> >>> Which explains how the Donkey can get steak dinners for three on >>> $50. >>> >>> >>> "They do things differently in the Deep South." It's "Deep South" >>> steak, which is generally only vaguely identified as to genus, but >>> not the actual species. >>> >>> >>> >>> How else can you sell 3 steak dinners for 50 bucks? >>> >>> Mmmm...roadkill steaks....Mmmmm... >>> >>> >>> True, but sometimes the "roadkill" had never been alive, such as >>> tires, tin cans, plastic bags and condoms. Also, the "steak" >>> dinners were frequently spelled "Stake" dinners. No one in Columbus >>> knew the difference. >>> >>> >>> Well, you know what they say in Columbus: If it's on the road, it's >>> dinner. >>> >>> >>> >>> Donkeys have strong and fat stomachs. No wonder Donkey loves "On the >>> Road," since he thinks it's a cookbook. >>> >> >> >> Not true! He thinks it's a roadkill shopping guide. >> >> >> -- >> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign >> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from Pendragon. > > > An "Omaha Steaks" for pissbums? Roadkill can certainly be road aged and tire tenderized. And if the roadkill happens to be on a paved road, it's going to be pre-cooked as well. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689606382#689606382 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655