Re: The Little Miracles perform at LeGents
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2025 22:04:22 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> Will Donkey & Uncle "Jordy" got a new gig. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> The Little Miracles' dance number includes changing their diapers on >>>>> stage. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Fantastic photo of The Little Miracles. Jordy is working it! >>>>> Donkeys are limited to bucking and heehawing, but the all-male crowd >>>>> got what they wanted. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> The Little Miracles were a big attraction at LeGents. Too bad Will >>>>> couldn't stop himself from swiping the bartender's tips. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> We were wondering if Will would change the name of the group to Will >>>>> Donkey and the Donkeyettes, but then considered the name could be >>>>> Will Donkey and the Donkey's a**es or Will Donkey and the Ass o' >>>>> Nines. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Will's group could (and has) performed under many aliases. "The >>>>> Little Miracles" is reserved for his and Jordy's "Chippendales" >>>>> style dance duo, and refers to their minuscule (by allegedly >>>>> functional) equipment. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Maybe Ellen Horny can testify to the effectiveness of their >>>>> equipment? She has taken many a man and donkey on a test drive. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689779010#689779010 >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I texted Ms. Horny on Facebook and received the following response: >>>>> >>>>> "Little Miracles, my ass! Little, yes... very little... bout the size >>>>> of an undernourished click beetle. But miracles? It was a miracle >>>>> that they could find them dinky little things, but that's about it. >>>>> Hell, I've had more fun with a piece of wet linguini." >>>>> >>>>> And so it goes. >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Knock it off, dammit. Do you know how hard it is to find someone that >>>> Dreckweasel can mooch a sandwich from? I mean, who exactly would want to >>>> buy a sandwich for The Douchebag? >>>> >>>> -- >>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign >>>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>> another asskicking from Pendragon. >>> >>> >>> >>> Bread has a different meaning to a Donkey. "I ain't got no bread" doesn't mean that Donkey wants someone to buy him a sandwich. "Loaf" also has a non-food meaning to Will Donkey (as far as he knows word meanings). >> >> >> IOW: Will loafs for bread. > > > Yes. Also, Will Donkey can't see, so he frequently mistakes "read" for "bread." He thinks he read books rather than having eaten them. Will saw the word "Cookbooks" on the internet... so he did. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689779010#689779010 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655