Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene

[quote="HarryLime"][quote="NancyGene"]
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>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
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>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
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>>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>>>>> and verse.
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>>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>>>> particularly like.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Times are tough
>>>>>> So is your steak
>>>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>>>> -----------
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>>>>> card!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>>>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>>>>> at Christmas time?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 10.  Stinky G
>>>>>> 9.  Vinyl c*nt
>>>>>> 8.  HandySandy
>>>>>> 7.  Shaun Cocaine
>>>>>> 6.  The ConBros
>>>>>> 5.  Jack Guttersnipe
>>>>>> 4.  Dirty Mike
>>>>>> 3.  DirtNap Dave
>>>>>> 2.  George Dunce
>>>>>> 1.  Will Donkey
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>>>>> 12.  Clay the Gay
>>>>>> 13.  The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>>>>> Douchebag!) 14.  PHJR
>>>>>> 15.  Jordy and his "uncle"
>>>>>> 16.  Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 18.  The Holy Barber
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
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>>>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 26.  The Dork Queen
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 32.  Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
>>>>>> 
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>>>>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
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>>>> 34.  The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers
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>>> 35.  A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose.
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>> 36.  George J. Dunce holding an open Schmucker's jar.
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> 37.  George J. Dunce with or without the jar.



38.  George J. Dunce in a jar. 


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