Re: A Poet Shovels Down Some Inspiration

[email protected] (HarryLime)
Newsgroups alt.arts.poetry.comments
Message-ID <[email protected]>
> NancyGene wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> Two heaping plate loads and one bottleful it!
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>>>>> We recognize the giant hamburgers but what are the curly things?  Is that deep fried public hair?
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>>>> Those are bull pizzles -- from the dog food aisle in the local Piggly Wiggly, of course.
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>>> Ah, we didn't know that!  Did Dunce have a Moose Pizzle for a pacifier as a boy (for use after his nightly beatings)?
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>> He did.  And he still sucks on Moose Pizzle to this day.
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> We think that George Dunce needs an enema.



He can't.  If one flushed all of the shit out of him, there wouldn't be anything left. 


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