Re: The Cap of Dirtnap Elegy

[email protected] (HarryLime)
Newsgroups alt.arts.poetry.comments
Message-ID <[email protected]>
> NancyGene wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 24 May 2025 16:15:58 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Dirtnap Dave's Hat - A Pome by Cujo DeSockpuppet.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> In shadows where the stories weave,
>>>>>>>>>> Dirtnap Dave wiped snots on sleeve.
>>>>>>>>>> A knit cap snug, a cozy shell,
>>>>>>>>>> Dreckster stole it, Dave's in hell.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Dirtnap Dave, cap so neat,
>>>>>>>>>> Someone stole it, no brother sweet.
>>>>>>>>>> Knit design, now gone astray,
>>>>>>>>>> Dave's dream faded in every way.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Stolen threads, a tale untold,
>>>>>>>>>> Stitched with secrets, bold and cold.
>>>>>>>>>> In every loop, a borrowed line,
>>>>>>>>>> Echoes of others, lost in time.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> PS: Comments expected. That goes for the Dreckweasel too.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Good to know where DirtNap Dave is--in Hell.  What were DirtNap's
>>>>>>>>>> dreams?  A cigarette every minute?  To spend his nut check himself?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> We love the underlying meanings of "threads."  Yes, this is a
>>>>>>>>>> masterpiece, Cujo.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I find it amazing that Dreckweasel cannot touch on topics so dear to his
>>>>>>>>>> heart.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Stealing, failing, family. It's all there.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Will Dockery is not sentimental about anything but cigarettes, booze and
>>>>>>>>> drugs.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689706621#689706621
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> He did write a sentimental ode to a (deceased) feral cat he used to feed dope to.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Was that the Stoned Man one?  It was probably a relief to the cat to die, rather than live around that stinky family.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> That's the one!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Stoned Man the Cat looks like he is 9 lives to the wind.  Great picture of animal abuse.  Cujo, don't look!
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will had countless hours of fun lacing Stoneman's food with various drugs and watching his reactions.  Unfortunately, Stoneman's body weight was comparable to Will's, and he could not handle the Donkey-size doses he was receiving.  Stoneman overdosed at the age of 14 months.
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>>> Fourteen months is about the time a Donkeytits starts on drugs.  Willow Donkeytits can't wait for the gummycaine and amphedimilk.
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>> Babies mature at different rates.  Willow Donkeytits had already OD'd four times before reaching the age of 6 months.
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>> 
>> Michael Pendragon
>> “You deliver pizza for a living, you can't write to save your life and your music is an embarrassment
>> against humanity. You're about as famous as the next homeless person begging me
>> for change.”
>> --  J.R. Sherman to Will Dockery
> 
> 
> Willow Donkeytits also walked the streets as soon as she could walk.




And she toddled the streets before that. 


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