Re: Ode to Team Donkey
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:18:36 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:14:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 17:02:47 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 16:49:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 14:14:37 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 25 May 2025 19:26:09 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright, >>>>>>>>> Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right! >>>>>>>>> Every guess a grand mistake, >>>>>>>>> Logic? Nah, just let it break. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!" >>>>>>>>> Math's a myth, as blame the leaven. >>>>>>>>> Facts are foes, you shake them off, >>>>>>>>> Truth? Just something you will scoff. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Sky is green!" you proudly claim, >>>>>>>>> Rain is dry, and fire's tame. >>>>>>>>> Every hunch a wild surprise, >>>>>>>>> Like a GPS with closed eyes. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Yet you stand so firm, so strong, >>>>>>>>> Singing proudly, loud and wrong. >>>>>>>>> Team Donkey, never change your tune, >>>>>>>>> The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Excellent! Is there a forthcoming book of Odes? So much truth in your >>>>>>>>> writing. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I could not justify putting these in a book. I want to whole world to >>>>>>>>> see >>>>>>>>> the decline of Amaerican society in Shitkicker, Georgia for free. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign >>>>>>>>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> TEAM DONKEY >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> That picture is a masterpiece. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ALL HAIL PENDRAGON! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Put them in a book and sell them or give them away in bait shops around >>>>>>>>> the world. There is evidently a market there. The picture is indeed >>>>>>>>> wonderful. Pendragon is a God! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> We need a website called "Shitkickerville" and featuring "Deadbeat >>>>>>>>> Dads", "Hillbilly Drug Abuse" and "Corpse Dragging". >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Let's put them on Will Donkey's Reverbnation site! All are already >>>>>>>>> poems and can easily be #1 or #2 songs. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Excellent idea. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I was thinking that Donkey might start a Pinterest page as well. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Excellent idea. Are the Donkey pictures ok to add? Or does someone else >>>>>>>>> want to create it? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bonus points for blocking the Dreckweasel. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> PS: Zorro video still up? It sure is. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Many venues would be the best. The Donkey pictures are great and should >>>>>>>>> accompany the songs. The band could be Jordy, Ducky and the ConBros. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Their hectic schedules don't always allow for the complete All-Star >>>>>>>>> ensemble to come together at the same time, but here's a photo of one of >>>>>>>>> those rare appearances: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> View the attachments for this post at: >>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690230625#690230625 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> We just rewatched the Zorro video. What a laugh that is/what an idiot >>>>>>>>> Dockery is. We love the Donkey pictures. Maybe a 2026 calendar also? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Jordy looks like he has a load in his pants, but at least he's wearing a >>>>>>>>> shirt (Will's favorite checked shirt, wrinkled and dirty). In fact, all >>>>>>>>> the band members are wearing Will's shirts except for Stinky G. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Will likes to think he sets the style for the All-Stars, but it's really >>>>>>>>> just the average weekday wear in the Deep South. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The Goodwill dumpster sets the style there. The All-Stars don't seem to >>>>>>>> have any paying gigs. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Here's a candid photo of the All-Stars shopping for new clothes. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Wow, Stinky G is just skin and bones held together by alcohol. DirtNap Dave had better move over at the bottom of the hill. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> And Will and Jordy are morbidly obese. The only one who appears to be in good health is Ducky Mallard. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> There has to be someone left to heave their ashes off a cliff. Quacky is the likely default. The rest of the neglected Donkey hellspawn are just interested in a fundraising payday like they got for Dirtnap The First. >>> >>> >>> True. Sarah Donkeytits can't wait to open another GoFundMe. Even with complimentary gropes, Will's chapbooks aren't paying for more than an occasional cup of coffee. >> >> >> Sarah's upped the offer to a free roll in the hay, but still isn't getting any takers. Even the folks at the late Stinky G's homeless camp are staying away. > > > > It's the Donkey smell--the whole family has it. None of them can even spell SOAP, let alone use it. > > > Sadly, the Donkey has eaten all of the soap that Cujo sent him. Here again is Cujo's poem, "ODE TO TEAM DONKEY" Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright, Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right! Every guess a grand mistake, Logic? Nah, just let it break. "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!" Math's a myth, as blame the leaven. Facts are foes, you shake them off, Truth? Just something you will scoff. "Sky is green!" you proudly claim, Rain is dry, and fire's tame. Every hunch a wild surprise, Like a GPS with closed eyes. Yet you stand so firm, so strong, Singing proudly, loud and wrong. Team Donkey, never change your tune, The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon. PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655