Re: Emoji Man
[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> >>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>> Uncle Jordy leaves his mark on AAPC. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Legend has it that Jordy can poop out *any* emoji on demand. >>>>> >>>>> Will thinks he should sell tickets, but Jordy says his family >>>>> would never live it down. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Jordy's been coaching the Donkey on emoji pooping, but so far >>>>> he's only mastered the smiley face. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> That's because Will Donkey is too fat to be able to properly >>>>> clench his buttocks. Will has made an appointment with Dr. >>>>> Schwimmer to be tightened up. He ordered the noun and verb emoji >>>>> package. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Will tried pooping an emoji on stage the other night. Needless to >>>>> say, it was an epic fail. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> That must have stunk up the place as much as his singing. Does he >>>>> have a flap in the back of his overalls for unloading loads or does >>>>> he just let gravity take over? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Will's too poor to afford a poop-flap, so it's a full load each time >>>>> he takes the stage. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Will must smell...awful. (Is that an oxymoron?) >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> It's overkill. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Overloaded olfactory nerves? Would an experienced tracker be able to >>>>> discern what Will eats from the bone residue in his poop? Coprolite >>>>> or coprodark? >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> I always considered Dreckster to be a coprophage in his previous life. >>>> >>>> Think about it. >>>> >>>> -- >>> >>> >>> >>> Karma Bombs! >> >> >> Dingleberry Desserts. > > > > Poop on a plate. Asspic. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690046900#690046900 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655