Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Two
[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> Jim wrote: > HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) >> wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> NancyGene wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> George J. Dance wrote: >> >> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey >> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >> >> >> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over >> the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT >> EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka >> Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, >> etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >> >> >> >> While written content is well-documented through A.A.P.C. posts, >> the accompanying image is patently false, as there is no reason >> to believe that Will Donkey, "Jordy," and Dunce have ever >> actually met. Their alliance is strictly online. >> >> >> >> The Late, Unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering as also a >> prominent member of Team Donkey for a few year... until his timely >> (some say, much overdo) demise. >> >> Vinyl c*nt signed on as well... but fled almost immediately. >> >> Ducky Mallard and an AI bot calling itself "MummyChunk are the >> latest additions to the team, although their contributions appear >> to be sporadic. >> >> >> >> Team Donkey was originally known as The Dunce Gang, and consisted >> of George J. Dunce, Will Donkey, Hieronymous Corey (credited as >> such, although he wasn't actually a member), and Michael Pendragon >> (to his undying shame). >> >> The Dunce Gang was supplanted by Team Donkey when Will Donkey took >> over, relegating Dunce to a subsidiary role (subsidiary even to >> General Zid, a.k.a., Stinky George). >> >> No one knows exactly how this usurpation came about, although it >> has been postulated that it happened when George J. Dunce started >> hiding from the women in the group (Karla, Gwyneth, Brooke, ME, and >> NancyGene) of whom he was desperately afraid. >> >> >> All of the above is true and not folklore. George J. Dunce is >> afraid of women, the underside of sheets, rogue Moose, being rolled >> over on, not being able to extract himself from a packing box, the >> money pit that is Will Donkey's "book," and being forced to pull >> down his pants. >> >> >> Here's a classic image of Team Donkey from the early 2020s. Moose >> were regularly recruited to increase membership. >> >> >> >> Here's Team Donkey in full battle regalia racing to battle against >> their foe. >> >> >> >> You misspelled "to defeat". HTH! >> >> >> This generally doesn't happen until their foe hasn't posted on >> A.A.P.C. for over a year... but it's the thought that counts. >> >> >> View the attachments for this post at: >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709814219#709814219 >> >> >> >> SPLORF >> >> Bravo! >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak >> reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa >> >> >> >> Will Donkey's been having difficulty walking ever since his weight >> ballooned to over 500 lbs. >> >> However, our unflappable hero quickly found other means for rushing >> to meet his imaginary foe. >> >> >> Yes, he had to move to Great Britain and is now driving a stolen car >> with right-hand-drive steering. Therefore, all apostrophes and >> quotation marks are "inside the period". >> >> >> >> His snaggletoof will also be less conspicuous there (although, dental >> disasters were probably even more common in Columbus). >> >> This response appears in the discussion at: >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207335#709207335 >> >> >> > > His toof looks like a neglected gravestone in an abandoned swamp. It does, and the Donkey's breath smells like swamp gas. Rotten is as rotten does. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207335#709207335 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655