Re: Ode to Team Donkey
[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:18:36 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:14:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 17:02:47 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 16:49:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 May 2025 14:14:37 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 25 May 2025 19:26:09 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright, >>>>>>>>>> Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right! >>>>>>>>>> Every guess a grand mistake, >>>>>>>>>> Logic? Nah, just let it break. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!" >>>>>>>>>> Math's a myth, as blame the leaven. >>>>>>>>>> Facts are foes, you shake them off, >>>>>>>>>> Truth? Just something you will scoff. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Sky is green!" you proudly claim, >>>>>>>>>> Rain is dry, and fire's tame. >>>>>>>>>> Every hunch a wild surprise, >>>>>>>>>> Like a GPS with closed eyes. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Yet you stand so firm, so strong, >>>>>>>>>> Singing proudly, loud and wrong. >>>>>>>>>> Team Donkey, never change your tune, >>>>>>>>>> The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Excellent! Is there a forthcoming book of Odes? So much truth in your >>>>>>>>>> writing. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I could not justify putting these in a book. I want to whole world to >>>>>>>>>> see >>>>>>>>>> the decline of Amaerican society in Shitkicker, Georgia for free. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign >>>>>>>>>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> TEAM DONKEY >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> That picture is a masterpiece. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> ALL HAIL PENDRAGON! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Put them in a book and sell them or give them away in bait shops around >>>>>>>>>> the world. There is evidently a market there. The picture is indeed >>>>>>>>>> wonderful. Pendragon is a God! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> We need a website called "Shitkickerville" and featuring "Deadbeat >>>>>>>>>> Dads", "Hillbilly Drug Abuse" and "Corpse Dragging". >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Let's put them on Will Donkey's Reverbnation site! All are already >>>>>>>>>> poems and can easily be #1 or #2 songs. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Excellent idea. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I was thinking that Donkey might start a Pinterest page as well. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Excellent idea. Are the Donkey pictures ok to add? Or does someone else >>>>>>>>>> want to create it? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Bonus points for blocking the Dreckweasel. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> PS: Zorro video still up? It sure is. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Many venues would be the best. The Donkey pictures are great and should >>>>>>>>>> accompany the songs. The band could be Jordy, Ducky and the ConBros. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Their hectic schedules don't always allow for the complete All-Star >>>>>>>>>> ensemble to come together at the same time, but here's a photo of one of >>>>>>>>>> those rare appearances: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> View the attachments for this post at: >>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690230625#690230625 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> We just rewatched the Zorro video. What a laugh that is/what an idiot >>>>>>>>>> Dockery is. We love the Donkey pictures. Maybe a 2026 calendar also? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Jordy looks like he has a load in his pants, but at least he's wearing a >>>>>>>>>> shirt (Will's favorite checked shirt, wrinkled and dirty). In fact, all >>>>>>>>>> the band members are wearing Will's shirts except for Stinky G. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Will likes to think he sets the style for the All-Stars, but it's really >>>>>>>>>> just the average weekday wear in the Deep South. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at: >>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The Goodwill dumpster sets the style there. The All-Stars don't seem to >>>>>>>>> have any paying gigs. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Here's a candid photo of the All-Stars shopping for new clothes. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Wow, Stinky G is just skin and bones held together by alcohol. DirtNap Dave had better move over at the bottom of the hill. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> And Will and Jordy are morbidly obese. The only one who appears to be in good health is Ducky Mallard. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> There has to be someone left to heave their ashes off a cliff. Quacky is the likely default. The rest of the neglected Donkey hellspawn are just interested in a fundraising payday like they got for Dirtnap The First. >>>> >>>> >>>> True. Sarah Donkeytits can't wait to open another GoFundMe. Even with complimentary gropes, Will's chapbooks aren't paying for more than an occasional cup of coffee. >>> >>> >>> Sarah's upped the offer to a free roll in the hay, but still isn't getting any takers. Even the folks at the late Stinky G's homeless camp are staying away. >> >> >> >> It's the Donkey smell--the whole family has it. None of them can even spell SOAP, let alone use it. >> >> >> > > > > Sadly, the Donkey has eaten all of the soap that Cujo sent him. > > Here again is Cujo's poem, "ODE TO TEAM DONKEY" > > Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright, > Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right! > Every guess a grand mistake, > Logic? Nah, just let it break. > > "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!" > Math's a myth, as blame the leaven. > Facts are foes, you shake them off, > Truth? Just something you will scoff. > > "Sky is green!" you proudly claim, > Rain is dry, and fire's tame. > Every hunch a wild surprise, > Like a GPS with closed eyes. > > Yet you stand so firm, so strong, > Singing proudly, loud and wrong. > Team Donkey, never change your tune, > The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon. > > PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron. That's one of the poems that stays with you forever. Yes, Little Willie Douchebag is a moron, but he is also a Donkey and a perverted fool. And he picks his nose. 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