Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fourteen
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Anyone know when [Zod] is going to start posting again >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Zod said he'll be back this summer. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Actually, it was Will Donkey saying that Zid will return. Judging from his most recent photos, one highly doubts it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Not unless Zid returns from the grave, which has (mostly) not been done. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> When last seen a relatively clean Zid was shown seated in a chair, staring blankly ahead, and wearing only a t-shirt (no pants). A pair of crutches were propped against the wall behind him. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Will spent over a year telling us that Dan Barf was moving to Columbus and would be joining him on A.A.P.C. as well. And we all know how that turned out. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The previous image is of the late Dan Barf's body floating in a pool of Donkey barf. >>>>>> >>>>>> This was Will Donkey's way of paying a final tribute to his friend and mentor. >>>>>> >>>>>> The following image shows exactly how Dan Barf's body came to be found in such a state: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Barf if Dan Barf was a lecherous fool >>>>> Barf if Dan Barf taught you nothing in school >>>>> Barf if Dan Barf lived by no golden rule >>>>> Barf if Dan painted with blood, sweat and drool >>>> >>>> >>>> Barf for the beer Dan Barf taught you to swill >>>> Barf for the school girls Dan taught you to drill >>>> Barf for the brain cells Dan got you to kill >>>> Then barf like a donkey if your name is Will >>> >>> >>> >>> Stinky George wrote his own autobiographical poem based on Dan Barf's signature "I Am the Barfness" poem: >>> >>> I AM THE SHITSTAIN >>> >>> The sh*t runs >>> down my legs >>> Deep and black >>> last night's dumpster fare >>> rancid tuna >>> ...I am the reason >>> you pinch your nostrils >>> I am >>> the shitstain. >>> >>> -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III >> >> >> We think those were gathered into a book published by George J. Dunce, at great personal cost (from selling cardboard boxes). We read a poem by George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III (deceased) too! >> >> >> I AM A SHITBRAIN >> >> Thoughts run >> Out of my ears >> Disjointed >> It must be the rancid wine >> Or the mercury fish >> I paired them wrong >> >> -- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III > > > > Red wine with fish? What was that pissbum thinking? Stinky G, aka Shitstain, was raised by wolves and rats. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709198414#709198414 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655