Re: 13 September - birthday information

The Woodlice <[email protected]> Fri, 13 Sep 2024 08:53:11 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.books.tom-holt
Organization Firedrake Synthesis
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 2024-09-13, Roger Bell_West wrote:
>From all over the Village on September 13th, the pattering of tiny feet
>is heard, as 50,000,000 earwigs form themselves into a wobbly heap,
>spelling out: Happy birthday to The Squoire, Lord of the Village!

Not forgettin' us!

This is just to say
We have eaten the tarpaper shack that was in the valley
And which you probably wanted to keep the rain off
Forgive us
It was delicious
So oily and so crunchy

The Woodlice