Re: Scarlett Johansson is bimT
David Dalton <[email protected]> Tue, 20 May 2025 18:16:02 -0230
| Newsgroups | alt.tv.snl, rec.arts.tv, alt.tv, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.celebrities |
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| Organization | Eternal September |
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On May 19, 2025, David Dalton wrote (in article<[email protected]>): > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote > (in article<[email protected]>): > > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote > > (in article<[email protected]>) > > : > > > > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote > > > (in article<[email protected]> > > > ) > > > > > > > Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight > > > > (the finale of their 50th Anniversary season). > > > > > > > > Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she > > > > is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders, > > > > in female physical form). > > > > > > > > If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds, > > > > and if she would like to transition to male form if there > > > > was an effective method, she will become two-spirit > > > > bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals > > > > cycle between male and female physical form. If > > > > she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT > > > > and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species > > > > after evolution. In either case she will gain about > > > > 200 years in lifespan. > > > > > > > > Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan, > > > > Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame), > > > > Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote, > > > > Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife. > > > > > > And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined > > > that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special > > > abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except > > > for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer > > > special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer. > > > Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking > > > special ability. One other individual with healer special ability > > > is Anglican minister Summer Gross. > > > > But note that healer special ability works only on humans, > > cetaceans, and non-human simians. Those with animal > > husbandry special ability, such as Eckhart Tolle, can > > heal other animals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians, > > again by willing, not by prayer. Those with green thumb > > special ability, such as Josh Shapiro, can heal plants. > > Those with the new aquaculture special ability, such as > > Mi’sel Joe and India Sood, can heal fish, including coral. > > No, my last attempt at instigating a global new age failed > again, but I began trying again at 2258 UTC May 19, 2025. > So for now SJ is still bimT and has no special abilities, > and MJ and IS have no special abilities, but SG does > have healer special ability, ET does have animal husbandry > ability, and JS does have green thumb ability. And > hopefully within the next several hours SJ will become > two-spirit bif/bimT Hain and gain healer special ability. > However this has been a Sisyphean endeavour, and > I don’t know if Sisyphus ever got over the top. No, my latest attempts have failed again, but I plan to keep trying, but won’t post again to this thread. -- https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)