Re: LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #324: The CrossOver Caper Part Two

Drew Nilium <[email protected]> Sat, 27 Apr 2024 00:09:02 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups rec.arts.comics.creative,alt.comics.lnh
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Arthur Spitzer wrote:

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>     "W.I.L.B.U.R., run a full spectrum trace on the entire HQ.  Record
> anything unusual and report it to me whem your finished," Ultimate
> Ninja shouted into the intercom.
>     "Scan for any unusual particle beams, too!" Rebel Yell yelled.

Oh yeah, always a good idea in these situations.

>     "I have an idea-" Sing-Along Lass began, only to be immediately
> cut off by Ultimate Ninja.
>     "I'm sorry, but we don't have time for any silly sing-alongs at
> just this minute!" he snapped.

Oh, he's gonna regret that.

> "Calm down!" he shouted over the rather
> loud ambient noise level.  "QUIET!"  As the room slowly began to quiet,
> Ultimate Ninja vowed to never assemble the full LNH again.

Heeheehee

>     "We'll listen to you," Organic Lass said, placing a reassuring
> hand on Sing-Along Lass's shoulder.  Sing-Along Lass turned and saw
> Organic Lass, Sister State-The-Obvious, The Hooded Ho'od Win, Panta, Fuzzy,
> Catalyst Lass, Bandwagon Chick, and All-Knowing-Last-Chance-Whiner-Destiny
> Woman standing behind her, ready to back her up.

I am, unfortunately, reminded of that one scene from Avengers: Endgame. X>; But 
this is cute

>     "We saw how Ultimate Ninja just ignored you like that," Catalyst
> Lass said.  "How typically male."
>     "Well, I wouldn't go that far," Panta said.
>     "She wouldn't, either," Bandwagon Chick noted.  "Save the
> catalytic comments for out enemies," she said to Catalyst Lass.
>     "Sorry," Catalyst Lass apologized.

This is a different definition of "catalytic" than is usually used here. X> 
Which makes sense, a lot of characters hadn't been super defined at this point...

>     "Hmm," Sing-Along Lass began, ignoring the whining.  "Hooded
> Ho'od Win, summon Kid Kirby and Multi-Tasking Man here to fight," she
> suggested.
>     "I already tried that," she answered.  "My power just can't reach
> them for some strange reason.  Any other ideas?"

This is consistent, tho. :>

> That was what I was going to
> tell Ultimate Ninja..."
>     "That really burns me the way he just interrupted you," Organic
> Lass said.
>     "No, we shouldn't be mad at him," Sing-Along Lass said.  "He's
> just under a lot of stress, that's all.  And ninja are supposed to be dark
> and moody, anyway."
>     "Hmph," Panta said, expressing her distaste with Ultimate Ninja's
> behavior.

Definitely agreeing with Panta here. >:/

>     "This is an emergency," Organic Lass reminded everybody as
> Sing-Along Lass opened the door.  Everyone marveled at the incredible
> number of comic book boxes that were stacked in the far corner of the
> room, which seemed to be the size of a small bus terminal.  Crates of
> Mountain Dew and GatorAde filled another corner of the room, and the
> computer took up a third corner.

Not the kind of thing I thought he'd be into! Kid Kirby is a nerd indeed.

>     "No one's quick like Gaston, no one's slick like Gaston, no one's
> neck is incredibly thick like Gaston!" the television sang out in
> Surround-Sound.
>     "Beauty and the Beast?!" Panta asked, amazed.
>     "He said that he'd watch it with me," Sing-Along Lass said to
> Panta.  "He even sang along on the musical parts!"

Awwwwwww, cute! :D

> Once the goggles, which looked like jet black lab safety goggles were
> in place, images of beings both strange and wondrous flashed before the
> women's eyes along with massive amounts of information.  Thirty
> minutes later, the search was complete, and the ladies removed their
> goggles.

ooooooh, I see :D

>     "We now know too much!" All-Knowing-Last-Chance-Whiner-Destiny
> Woman cried.  "Some cosmic entity is going to wipe all this information
> from our brains!"

XD

>     "Wait a minute," Organic Lass spoke up, voicing the concerns of
> the entire group.  "Doesn't he eat entire newsgroups?"
>     "He best fits what we need, though," Sing-Along Lass continued.
> "Cosmic power, he interacts with mortals-"
>     "To eat their b-boards," Panta noted.
>     "Point taken," Sing-Along Lass stated, "but he's all we've got."

Heeheehee.

>     "Why are we even going to these cosmic heavy-hitters?" Organic
> Lass finally asked.  "We sure did agree with your idea really quickly,"
> she continued as she glared at Catalyst Lass.
>     "Well, it seemed like a really fun idea!" Catalyst Lass declared
> defensively.  "I can't help it if others follow my interests!"

X>;;; *nodnodnods*

>     "This is Mother Box," Sing-Along Lass answered, producing a small
> cube of Kirby-Tech from her pocket.  "She's a small computer linked
> to the 'Power Kirby'.  She's part of the costume Kid Kirby gave me when
> he saved my life."

This is another "straight use of comic stuff" that got retconned later, I think.

> Ten minutes later, they were zooming off into the void, leaving
> behind only a note:
> 
> "Off to see Alt.Lactus.  Talk to you later!

Sheesh X>

Drew "dynamic!" Nilium