Re: Why Do Nudists Always Have to Name Everything After Their Butts?

On Aug 19, 6:52=A0pm, Nudiarist <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Aug 13, 2:06=A0pm, Anna <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > This is an article about Cypress Cove a week before this latest
> > scandal broke.
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> > They named their new bar Scuttlebutts.
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> > I wonder if the government is going to keep the name when they own
> > it. =A0Because now doesn't current law say if someone is growing pot on
> > your property the government can take said property.
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> > Cypress Cove is going to go broke now just with all the lawyers they
> > are going to have to have for the legal troubles it now faces.
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> > Well, back to this article, why is it that nudists feel compelled to
> > name practically everything after their behinds?
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> >http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/orl-calkelly07080709aug0...
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> >http://tinyurl.com/ScuttlebuttsBarArticle
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> > Buy beer in the buff at Scuttlebutts, Cheeks
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> > There is definitely a theme running when a resort calls the two bars
> > on the property Scuttlebutts and Cheeks. And it made total sense to me
> > after visiting them last week at the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort & Spa.
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> > You read correctly; the bars are in a nudist resort. Makes sense now,
> > right?
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> > Although I've known about Cypress Cove for years, I had never been to
> > the resort. When I received an e-mail inviting me to check out their
> > new bar Scuttlebutts, which opened a couple of months ago, I thought
> > this was an opportune time to experience something new. And when
> > there's beer to boot I'm always game.
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> > Owner Dean Hadley gave me a tour of the two bars =97 and before you
> > start letting your imaginations run wild, we were both clothed. It was
> > raining, and that would have been a bit chilly once inside the air
> > conditioning. Besides, Cypress Cove is clothing optional =97 just
> > because it's a nudist resort doesn't mean you have to be naked all of
> > the time in order to be there. It's encouraged but not required.
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> > Scuttlebutts is the former "lounge" part of the Lakeside Restaurant
> > and Lounge at the resort. A beach theme and a fun name have now
> > separated the bar from the beautiful dining space it's attached to.
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> > Before I go any further, I will admit, I was a bit nervous. How would
> > I react when I saw folks hanging out in a bar naked? I'm extremely
> > open-minded and laid back (you have to be with this job) but this
> > would definitely test my comfort zone.
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> > When we first walked into the bar, it was a bit odd to see a couple of
> > naked men sitting at one of the many tables in the space playing
> > Cribbage. But with some help from Yuengling, the extremely friendly
> > bartender Kelly (she agreed it's a great name) and Hadley's genuine
> > hospitality, any uneasiness quickly dissipated.
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> > The prices put me at ease as well, with $2.50-$3.50 domestics. The
> > resort even has its own beer called Bare Buns, essentially a rebranded
> > Budweiser product. On most nights there is some sort of event or theme
> > going on, with live music on the weekends and bar trivia. Karaoke is
> > hosted once a month and every Thursday is "Nude Night" =97 if you dine
> > at the restaurant in the nude, Scuttlebutts will give you a free glass
> > of wine.
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> > The name, which is literally the watering hole sailors drink from on a
> > sailing ship, was submitted by four people in a contest to name the
> > bar. The first one that submitted the winning name won a $100 bar tab.
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> > Because Scuttlebutts shares the same hours as the Lakeside Restaurant,
> > it closes at 9 p.m. Cheeks, the second bar on the property, operates
> > on a later schedule, so after we finished our beers we decided to grab
> > another one over there.
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> > Cheeks was built back in the mid-'90s and is between the two pools on
> > the property. It has a large enclosed pool bar with screen doors
> > lining the perimeter, allowing a nice breeze to blow through the
> > space. Large-screen TVs, a pool table, dart boards and a jukebox fill
> > the space along with tables and chairs. The bar definitely exudes a
> > beachy-resort feel and is in the center of the amenities hub that also
> > offers a massage parlor and a salon. The prices pretty much stayed the
> > same as Scuttlebutts.
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> > This weekend the resort is hosting "Back to the '70s Weekend," with a
> > "Young Nudist Weekend" on Aug. 14-15 and "Singles Weekend 'Toga
> > Party'" Aug. 21-23.
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> > So if you dig the au naturel look, or don't mind drinking with folks
> > who do, you should definitely give these resort bars a try =97 no ifs,
> > ands or buts.
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> And while we're at it, let's shut down all these businesses:
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> Virgin Airways
> Hooters Restaurant
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> Big Pecker's Bar and Grill -http://www.big-peckers.com/
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> Ebbetts Pass Gas -http://www.insiderpages.com/b/15238574630
> Lick-a-Chick Restaurant -http://www.atyp.com/aklickachick/
>
> It's a dumb argument. A little fun with words now and then is good for
> the soul.
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idiot..he has already stated he has families come out at certain
times...those bars are for adults only....a whore ..or whores can
advertize on billboards....lookin for company....if you like what you
see...call 1.800..EATPUSS...jz.