Re: merry fmas to all snakes especially Jesus X

On Mon, 25 Dec 2023 15:07:14 +0000, monkie wrote:

> hope yous all got what you wanted. I hear from locals in my northern 
> retreat that the hottest gift all the kids are going mad for this year 
> is a tanita tikarum shower cap. let's all get ours and party!
> 
> I am hoping to get an hour glass shaped leik a buxom woman that I can 
> take to meet my mother.
> 
> I am also hoping to see tom binns struck down by marmots dissentry.
> 
> since it tis la season time for some fmas jokes:
> 
> q: where do Barry mannalow buy his presents?
> a: Grand Noah's (big nose)
> 
> q: where does tinsle come from?
> a: mike deans tinsletown.
> 
> q: what did Santa say to his reindeer?
> a: I think my wife don't love me no more.
> 
> q: where is santas house?
> a: on Santa's land.
> 
> b: why does Santa wear red and white?
> c: he works part time for red cross.
> 
> 1: what is the best part of fmas?
> 2: catfights!
> 
> l: why do we put up trees at fmas?
> m: to remembar trees.
> 
> q: what is the best food at fmas?
> a: chiknen nugget.
> 
> q: how does Santa get down chimneys?
> a: gravity.
> 
> g: how does Santa get up chimneys?
> e: fat man shimmy.
> 
> q: what are fmas carols?
> a: carol says she don't know.
> 
> q: what is the best colour led?
> a: amorite fudgecake.
> 
> q: where does the snowman get his hat?
> a: wet hat hattarium.
> 
> q: where does Mrs fmas get her 5g?
> a: Mary Heist Mast.
> 
> q: why did Santa shit himself?
> a: out of date ham.
> 
> q: why are mince pies?
> a: born that way.
> 
> q: how do you save fmas?
> a: budget.
> 
> q: why did the Yule log?
> a: out of date ham.
> 
> q: what did blitzen say to Rudolf?
> a: MEIN HOOFEN IST UNDER EINER HOOFEN MEINERPLAZENSTOURERFEN!!!!!1111
> 
> 
> Hace a happy hootenflaten mein snakus! safe dreams!
> 
> 

I gave this post a spacefuckbook like.

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