happy fmas too all snakes

as is the trend this years psot is enhanced by the miriicle of A-EYE 
using shatFPG.

hope all yuos loeverly people got the gifts you wanted SIX FINGERS ON 
EACH HAND I am reading in the local phonebox that this years most 
popular gift is a tankard WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTRESS BUT YOU CANT 
QUITE PUT YOUR FINGER ON WHO IT IS OR IF IT LOOKS LIKE TWO DIFFERENT 
ACTRESSES OR A FAMILY MEMBER that has four LEDs and a Bluetooth speaker 
that tells you to stop drinking in the voice of Paul Potts.

this fmas I am in my northern retreat SCARY CHILDREN WITH WEIRD EYES 
SMOKING CIGARRETTES eating a ford Granada's worth of salted manpins.

my uncle Barry is currently being sick in the moat while his second wife 
Susan AN ILLUSTRATION OF A TEDDY BEAR WEARING A HAT SURROUNDED BY SALMON 
DRAWN IN THE STYLE OF BIRTHDAY CARDS THIRTY YEARS AGO plays hunky bingo 
on her fake jewel vagasled phone.

tomorrow I will be going to market to buy some A CREEPY COUPLE THAT DONT 
ALIGN ENOUGH WITH EACH OTHER FOR YOU TO BELIEVE THEY WERE EVER IN THE 
SAME ROOM SURROUNDED BY CHILDREN DRAWN BY NAZI PROPERGANDERISTS cheese 
in the shape of a French foot and a tentpole for my other uncle for his 
wives anniversary.

sending lots of loev to you and yours down below FANTASY WOMAN WITH NO 
ELBOWS ON A BLACK LEOPARD take cares.


-- 
-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
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