Re: happy fmas too all snakes

On Wed, 25 Dec 2024 22:58:51 +0000, monkie wrote:

> 
> as is the trend this years psot is enhanced by the miriicle of A-EYE 
> using shatFPG.
> 
> hope all yuos loeverly people got the gifts you wanted SIX FINGERS ON 
> EACH HAND I am reading in the local phonebox that this years most 
> popular gift is a tankard WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTRESS BUT YOU CANT 
> QUITE PUT YOUR FINGER ON WHO IT IS OR IF IT LOOKS LIKE TWO DIFFERENT 
> ACTRESSES OR A FAMILY MEMBER that has four LEDs and a Bluetooth speaker 
> that tells you to stop drinking in the voice of Paul Potts.
> 
> this fmas I am in my northern retreat SCARY CHILDREN WITH WEIRD EYES 
> SMOKING CIGARRETTES eating a ford Granada's worth of salted manpins.
> 
> my uncle Barry is currently being sick in the moat while his second wife 
> Susan AN ILLUSTRATION OF A TEDDY BEAR WEARING A HAT SURROUNDED BY SALMON 
> DRAWN IN THE STYLE OF BIRTHDAY CARDS THIRTY YEARS AGO plays hunky bingo 
> on her fake jewel vagasled phone.
> 
> tomorrow I will be going to market to buy some A CREEPY COUPLE THAT DONT 
> ALIGN ENOUGH WITH EACH OTHER FOR YOU TO BELIEVE THEY WERE EVER IN THE 
> SAME ROOM SURROUNDED BY CHILDREN DRAWN BY NAZI PROPERGANDERISTS cheese 
> in the shape of a French foot and a tentpole for my other uncle for his 
> wives anniversary.
> 
> sending lots of loev to you and yours down below FANTASY WOMAN WITH NO 
> ELBOWS ON A BLACK LEOPARD take cares.
> 
> 

It's fucking June so thought I had best reply. Merry summer and I hope
to see your xfas post in 6 months if those pesky trumpos don't shoot up
the planet.

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Posted from an Amiga 4000